POSTS TAGGED: recaps

Last week on Teen Mom 2, we saw Chelsea make the same mistake she always does. We saw Leah deflect blame the way she always does. We saw Kailyn excel at loving the wrong man the way she always does. And we saw Jenelle abuse her family the way she always does. This week… Leah [...]

Hi AR fans! Berry here! Fran and Lil C’ are out of town, so it’s boxers only in the Franberry household this weekend! Now if someone could just come help me out of this pile of pizza boxes so I can make it to the bathroom. No? Ah well, at least I can reach the [...]

I’ve been alone with you inside myyyyy mind…….. Holla, Deadheads! [patting myself on the back cause I'm totally the first person who ever thought to call TWD fans that…GO WITH IT]. Welcome to the half-season finale of The Walking Dead! Previously: When last we left our fearless (if occasionally dense) leader, he and his band [...]

Browns v Dargers. Guess who comes out on top?

This episode I’m recapping it by mom, instead of by scene… just to see which I (we) like better. Let me know… Chelsea is going to take more GED practice tests next week, but this week she has to focus on Aubree’s birthday party and sneaking out to watch Adam ride a toy. Her dad [...]

DAMN!

Hello, I’m running late… I know… but I couldn’t get the video to play online to get pictures. Also, I will get snarkier as I get caught up and can give each scene its fair share of sarcasm. There is so much going on, but I’m just rushing through these first few episodes. Finally, I [...]

Gyp’s like Anton Chigurh with a better haircut.

Hello Gasmii! I just picked up this show this week, so I am going to try to get Episodes 1 and 2 finished today, Episode 3 this weekend… and then we’ll be on track to watch these little cocoons called ladies flourish into beautiful butterflies. Last season on Teen Mom 2… Jenelle and Barbara fought [...]

Doesn’t it feel like this show has been yapping at our heels like an irritating dog for months?  Ugh, if I have to see Lohan’s bloated face smirking at me one more time, I may have to get mean. When I first started thinking about how to approach this recap, I thought a lot about [...]

Hola, Gasmii!  I sincerely hope your Thanksgiving/Black Friday/two more days of leftovers were fantastic!  My weekend looked like this: Jealous?  Maybe I should stop pushing ‘em out, eh? Jax is having some “virtual” quality time with his progeny, too, writing letters to T&A in his Deep Thoughts Diary again, with his golf pencil.  Ever heard [...]

Watch out New York Fashion Week… here comes ugly.  Hello, My Name is Ugly. We’re in NYC and Jackie is working her ass off to get ready for her first New York Fashion Week show. Brooke shows up first and they talk about how surprised Brooke is over the ugliness of Jackie’s line. Brooke is [...]

Time to insult each other’s wieners!

Mistakes are made.

“Takoyaki” is Japanese for “hideous edible tentacles”

I’ll preface this recap by saying that I’m not in a good mood… That said, Happy Thanksgiving! I hope all of you who celebrate Thanksgiving had a great one, and to those of you that don’t, count yourself lucky. Anyway, I’m irritated today and the women on this show don’t help one bit. So I [...]

Please pack your knives and GTFO…

So sad.

Another one bites the dust.

OK, folks, I’ma level with y’all. My heart just isn’t really into this recap. It was my darling baby’s birthday this weekend. So…up until now, my time has been pretty jam-packed with real-life stuff. Also, because I stuffed myself sick last night and am suffering the worst food hangover of my life, I can barely [...]

Welcome back One-Ball, No-Ball and Cue-Ball…

The first meeting is between Chantel and Laura. Chani called Laura after Jackie told Chani NOT to talk to Laura. Typical daughter move. Chani was very honest with how she felt her mother raised her and Ta’kari. At first Laura was thinking this would be a chance to get dirt on Jackie, but she got [...]

Tonight’s show is brought to you by the letters “S”, “T”, “F” and “U”…

Richard kissed a girl.

Hi Racefans! Boy oh boy, this season is flying by! Berry’s favorite team Tall & Tiny are out so we are not sure who we are rooting for anymore. This week on AR, six teams remain! Who will be eliminated next? Friday Night Lights (FNL)- Trey and Lexi Choke Out- Abbie and Ryan Mama Mia- [...]

Okay, yes. I completely flaked on a full recap for last week’s episode. But in my defense, I have no defense. I was relaxing in the Bahamas and simply couldn’t force myself to think about the wives. But I’m home and I will do my best to make up for lost time… in my full [...]

We open with Juliette being queen bee of the studio. She’s force-marching her band thru take after take of a song they already have nailed. The consensus between Deacon, the publicist (damn, I really need to find out her name if she’s going to be a recurring character!) and Goodman is that Juliette is avoiding [...]

Nucky’s having a bad day.

Some will make it to Seattle, some will be put to DEATH…

I’m so glad we had this time together…

I am working on the full recap for Monday’s Basketball Wives LA… but after watching the episode only one and a half times, I am unable to watch it again because I am out of the country and apparently they refuse to allow VH-1 videos to work here. So I will only have pictures for [...]

Welcome back to where cooking meets terrible hairstyling…

Holla, guys and gals!  I’m not quite in the pisser of a mood I was in earlier in the week (thanks cold meds!) but luckily for y’all, my default setting is angry bitch. We open on Rayna and Deacon rolling around in the sheets engaged in filthy, extramarital shenanigans. My first thought – Is this [...]

BOOM!

Can I do a photo recap? Can this show be recapped without photos. Are photos the only reason this show SHOULD be recapped? Should VH-1 jump off their moral high horse and show the fight? Does anyone think these women are role models? Can DCF take away Jackie’s adult children? We open at Opportunistic Spice’s [...]

Oh…Gillian.

This week in real life, 4 of the 6 basketball wives were canned because they wouldn’t let VH-1 tape the “real” parts of their lives. Next year we will only have Jackie (Old Spice) and Draya (Homewrecker Spice) returning. Hopefully Draya will actually be a basketball wife by then. Anyway, this week: Brooke had a [...]

“Waaaa-oooh…it was a graveyard smash!” Greetings, all! It’s your girl Pillania. If you were one of the nine people who watched the monstrosity “Miss Advised ” this summer, you may remember me as your recapper. I’m stepping in for PottyMouth this week, so I will attempt to do her awesome recaps a modest amount of [...]

This JUST happened.

Easter sucks in AC.