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So long!

Everyone needs to man up.

It’s over already?

Chauncey Gardner wrote this episode.

It’s time for the PoV competition. It involves counting, so at least half the house doesn’t stand a chance.

Amber’s not the flavor of the month.

It is the final episode of the first (and very possibly last) season of The Glass House.  We wade through a montage of the season so far.  In the bathroom, Jeffy tells Erica about Kevin’s “lady friend” in Toledo and wonders if Kevin has mentioned this to her.  It’s a bed buddy, so I’m not [...]

Handicapping the queens.

Some fat is finally trimmed…

It’s the season finale of Mob Wives: Chicago, this should prove to be exciting.  But, it absolutely doesn’t. The Bobbsey twins are hanging out at Renee’s apartment to discuss the “chat” with Nora and Pia.  Pia claims that Nora is not a thought in her mind anymore.  Oh, does that mean that she’s not going [...]

Does ACN only broadcast two hours a night?

The most unsurprising reality show finale ever.

Love is in the air. Well, for some people.

Lil Drunky instills discipline in her small charges.

Why is everyone yelling at me?

Jeffy tells us that his heart broke when Erica started crying.  Oh please, you sent her down there.  He’s all crocodile-tearing over having his best friend also be his biggest competition.  Mike is mocking Jeffy and the fact that he’s kinda’ all alone in the house now.  Kevin asks Mike if he was the only [...]

Nothing happens…really loudly.

It’s the morning of the Breast Cancer Walk and Leah is waiting for the girls to show up.  Renee and Pia are there first and I’m very happy to see Renee there.  I would have to hate her if she didn’t come just because of Nora.  C-Wow and Nora are running late and show up [...]

Karma, she is a bitch.

Making these Lost Girls leave Neverland.

Payback time for Amber starts now.

Simplicity is a virtue, Sorkin.

A housemate-created music video of some song I’ve never heard introduces this episode.  It was probably better than the real video.  Gene and Kevin seemed to be the only ones who didn’t know the song, which makes sense since they’re the only straight males in the house at the moment. Last week, Joy and Andrea [...]

Ru forces three women to grow the hell up.

We start out with confrontation time between Giana and Renee.  Giana says that each of her parents have two completely different stories about her childhood and her father’s involvement in it.  Renee says she never once called the cops when Giana’s father showed up to see her.  Instead, her father never tried to show up [...]

Who gets a story handed to them this week?

Even on a show about big girls the “skinny” one wins.

Lucy acts as self-appointed mentor. Physician, heal thyself.

Amber starts a nanny war. Well, sort of. Skirmish, really.

And learns he’s just too awesome.

This week, we will find out if Jeffy made a huge mistake by going down the tubes or if we’ll be rid of Kevin and his terrible attempt at hiding his bald spot.  Mike thinks Jeff deserves to go home, because he was cocky enough to put himself into Limbo.  Andrea was basically telling us [...]

“Welcome to your nightmare.”  Prologue: Hi friends ;- ) Time for another glimpse into the love lives of our favourite losers. (In honour of the Olympics, I’ve taken to spelling with British flourishes and using some of the British slang I learned reading the Harry Potter books. I did this the week of the royal [...]

They’re large and not exactly in charge, yet.

Welcome to the latest installment of the semi-connected women of Mob Wives Chicago! We find out that the charity event of this season will be the breast cancer walk in honor of Leah’s mom.  At least this is legitimate and not some random charity where the drama can reach its peak.  I mean, the drama [...]

It’s not easy being Will.

I’m so sorry for the delay on this recap, my dear Gasmii.  I’m out of my meds (because I’m stupid and missed my appt) and going through withdrawal, so I feel like a giant bag of flaming shit. We start out this episode with Stephanie pointing out that the house now has more wiener than [...]

Lucy demonstrates why she’s unemployable. Score another win for Kristin!

JLo’s a boxer?

Everyone blathers on. Some more than others.

I am so happy to announce that this week, Leah’s hair looks the best it’s ever looked on the “live” footage.  I’m a huge fan of curly hair and love to see someone embrace their natural curls and allow their curls to realize their full potential.  We rehash the fight from last week and I [...]