POSTS TAGGED: recaps

Don saves the day!

 Just Cause Prologue: Greetings and salutations! Sorry about the slight delay in this recap, all. I spent 700 (well, it felt like 700) hours in the emergency room Monday night waiting to get 14 stitches. I sliced my leg open on some slate steps at my friend’s pool. Party foul! ;- ( It’s okay though, [...]

This class has the eye of the tiger

This week Mackenzie learns how to balance her checkbook.

Geek chic to sexy freaks!

Will berates a series of women. But only to civilize them.

Hello, Gasmii.  It’s another episode of the show that no one watches.  Now that Big Brother has started, I’m thinking I could fill this recap with a dissertation on the mating habits of the legendary basilisks and no one would notice. Last week, Team Friends sent Kevin down the tubes with Ashley.  I’m sure no [...]

Prom Fright Prologue: Hello, friends! Time for another installment of one of the greatest television programs of our time. ;- ) Last week on Miss Advised….Amy bitched out Lewis on their SECOND (2nd) date for not texting her for, like, a day; Julia planned an over-the-top second date with William, got wasted at a winery, [...]

Nerd makeovers!

The Viacom and DirecTV fiasco will not keep me down, y’all!  I had to buy this episode from iTunes, so it had better be good.  I want my $2.99 worth.  Anyway, if you have DirecTV and didn’t get to see this episode, I’ve got it all right here.  Taking the bullet for the rest of [...]

Happy 2011!

We meet the people who care for the leaders of tomorrow.

Everything’s better with Willam.

We’re back to the Glass House where Jeff is bawling.  He’s not crying over Erica going down the tubes.  He’s crying over the fact that the other team voted against equality.  Oh Jeff, that’s not the issue here and this isn’t Political House.  It’s a silly TV show.  What I really like is that he’s [...]

Better news through plagiarism.

It’s time for some queen on queen action.

At Nora’s apartment, Nora and Pia discuss the most recent bar fight.  Nora still avoids letting Pia know what she said about Renee’s custody battle.  She’s only got one friend left, so I guess that’s a good idea.  So, she tells Pia that she took a swing at Renee and then said, “I swing at [...]

Preach it, Big Daddy Aaron.

Better living through fake hair and corsets.

Down the tubes went Ali P and Holly last week.  The housemates gather up to see who comes back up those tubes.  Jeffrey sees Ali P as dumb, transparent strategy and Holly as a liar and says he doesn’t need either of them.  Neither do we, Jeffy.  Neither do we. Kevin and Mike are chatting [...]

Who needs competency when you have…?

The queens are freshening up a batch of cupcakes.

 This week brings us more screwed up American colloquialisms and sleepy drama.  I warn you, if you haven’t watched this episode, it was incredibly boring up until the last 5 minutes. We start out with Renee, Nora, and Julie.  Hopefully, Julie isn’t wearing one of Renee’s tops she loaned Nora or else the shit’s gonna [...]

Will’s not a jerk. He just plays one on TV.

The queens help three women be all that they can be….with glitter.

Just let Big Daddy Aaron tell you what you need to know.

Last week on Glass House, we met the players and got to learn the process of the game.  Unfortunately, we had to deal with a whole lotta Alex “Prime Time 99″ Stein.  As the most hated in the house, he went down the tubes with Jacob, the guy with way too much energy and false [...]

The queens make over some sheroes.

Last week on Loosely-Connected Women of Chicago, FACEBOOK UNFRIENDING became the Mob Wives Chicago THE CHRISTENING and Renee had a straight-up breakdown over the possible custody loss of her youngest daughter (which had me feeling bad for her until this episode). Leah and Christina meet up for coffee.  Christina tells Leah that she met up [...]

The final round of auditions wrap up. Wait, and there’s more?!?

The Bataan Death March that was this series is finally over.

Sister Wives shows us you can never go home again, and you can’t un-see truck nuts once they’re burned in your brain

We take a look back at the prior 7 eps, and Shparkle finally fires Andrew.

Andrew gets a couple of drunken smackdowns.

Shparkle lets Jack do the talking.

Ed Grimley’s family causes problems, and Eden lays down a new track.

So here we are.  The finale.  This has been a season of ups and downs. Mostly downs as this was the season of the fairly blase.  But no need to wax poetic as I am sure Idol will do that for me since we have two hours to kill. Let’s do this… To start of [...]

Finale time!

FYI, “THIRD” and “LAST” are not always the same thing.

This is…finally the finale. Not that I haven’t enjoyed this season but all I want, once a competition begins, is to know who the winner is.