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    Ringer – You’re Way Too Pretty To Go To Jail Paris – Siobhan is in the hotel room – she’s rubbing her tum-tum, while wearing ANOTHER black and white mime outfit. Is ANYONE else seeing this???  ANYONE??? And she’s got a side pony, a bolo tie, and a SHEER. Duh! Typical knocked up, [...]

A beauty school gets turnaround, Tabs has a new beau, and curmudgeonly Mr. P shows his soft side. Sorta.

This week, the women tell all, or mostly stuff we’ve already seen.  But they start by teasing us with the drama and promising an appearance of Courtney who may or may not cry.  Chris assures us that we will not want to miss it.  First, we hear all about the reunions and Bachelor Pad Season [...]

Howdy, Gasmii!  So glad to be back on the Gasm – and thanks to all of you who followed us to Facebook and back. It was a hell of a week last week.  First the hacking, then Davy Jones died.  LOVED him!  Total first crush.  And then one of my cats, who has an autoimmune [...]

Snausages.

That rascal is causing all kinds of trouble. Also, justice and stuff.

The Bachelor week 8 starts with everyone getting ready to head to Switzerland where Ben will decide which of the three women he will propose to.  He’s worried about picking the wrong person, and with the dismissal of Kacie B and the continued gossip about who he does propose  to, I’d guess that he probably [...]

Tabs does her best, but H Design owner Brian is beyond help.

A father’s fight to save his daughter, stalled by…budget cuts

***We caught this show and couldn’t pass up the chance to give it the gasm treatment. Please welcome your newest recapper, BusRyder, with Swamp People! Welcome to the Swamp!!!! Hello Everyone!! I’m BusRyder and this is my very first recap EVER.  So please bear with me as I figure this thing out. I must admit [...]

Salon Bridgette (it’s French!) gets turned around by Tabs.

The Amazing Race returns with a whole new cast of castholes. Fran and Berry here y’all! We are so happy to be back with Phil reporting on the front lines. A lot has changed since last season for us. The doctors said it was impossible! It’s a medical miracle! Fran (me) is pregnant! There is [...]

Translated: “Jenelle is a g*ddamn Care Bear,” FYI.

Tabs confronts the host of issues in Salon Bridgette, including a do-nothing owner, a spoiled brat daughter and unmotivated staff.

We learn the regional differences in slang words for zombies

Everyone went to Vegas for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

This week’s The Bachelor starts off in yet another exotic location… Belize.  I’ve always watched The Bachelor/Bachelorette series and I really don’t remember another season where they jetted around the world this much.  The women arrive by plane and then by boat to another amazing resort location.  They all look pretty good for all of [...]

No ep this week! Cry into your chocolates.

Tabs turns a shop selling spoiled yogurt into a coffeehouse.

Tabs visits a so-called yogurt shop and transforms it into a cafe.

Monday, February 8th   Courtney doesn’t love you. The Bachelor (8 pm) Ben and the women travel to Panama; a two-on-one date ends with one woman being sent home; Kacie B. opens up to Ben; Chris confronts Casey S. about a secret she has been keeping. Ben continues his graceless journey toward the ultimate dating-show [...]

Pat’s Hair Shoppe rebuilds its reputation in a pretty new shop.

A big ugly dude from Hank’s past is out for revenge!

Friday, January 27 20/20 (ABC, 9 pm) When a woman tries to divorce her husband, TV producer Richard Shenkman, he reacts with a violent rampage that includes stalking, burning a house to the ground, and kidnapping his estranged wife at gunpoint. I think there’s still some love there. Does this ticket say “slap some raw [...]

Beyond Salon is turned around, and in the process two employees get the ole’ heave-ho.

Thursday, January 26 Do whu na-ow? 30 Rock (NBC, 8 pm) Tracy leads a protest defending idiots everywhere. Phaedra Parks immediately volunteers to mobilize her fellow idiot Atlantans. American Idol (Fox, 8 pm) Hopefuls audition for the judges in Galveston, Texas. Everything is bigger in Texas—especially the fail. The Finder (Fox, 9pm) A NASA scientist [...]

Tabs is back to kicking a-s and taking names!

“I can smell fear. And sashimi. Our lunch is almost ready.”

Friday, January 20th Shark Tank (ABC, 8 pm) NBA champion Bill Walton helps a triathlete pitch his idea for a unique water bottle. He wears a Bottle Boy suit. Oh, Bill. Star Wars: Clone Wars (Cartoon Network, 8 pm) Obi-Wan enters a prison, disguised as a convict, in order to extract information; Obi-Wan must work [...]

Hansel & Gretel get the Once Upon a Time treatment. Yummy!

Wednesday, Jan. 18th Whitney (ABC, 8 pm) Happily unmarried Whitney (Whitney Cummings) and Alex (Chris D’Elia) seek advice from their friends when they realize they are close to relationship boredom. Well, at least their circle of friends isn’t an adorably quirky bunch. Oh. Brain trust. American Idol (Fox, 8 pm) Auditions in Atlanta. This. Again. [...]

Tuesday, Jan. 17 Glee (Fox, 8 pm) Finn’s plans for after graduation surprise his friends. A spin-off show in which he goes to college that lasts six episodes before being canceled? Snooki, look out! Taboo (National Geographic Channel) Humans have an inherent urge to fight. In some cultures, the boundaries of what is considered acceptable [...]

Hi, Gasmii!!  So sorry for the delay.  The Gasm has had some “issues”.   They’re also interfering with picture posting.  So this recap is a bit more text-heavy than usual.  I’m sure that will be resolved soon! So here we are at season 4 of Tabatha Takes Over (a/k/a Tabatha’s Salon Takeover).  This year, she’s branching [...]

Two’fer Tuesday on Teen Mom 2 tonight but I wish they’d play something good, like some Prince or some Elvis.

This is how they do it, Carter!

Hijinks ensue when a vampire and a werewolf move in with a ghost.

Whoever owns rights to The Women should totally sue this sad excuse for a salon. Also, there’s a drunk and it’s not Sandra Lee (surprise!)

Wednesday, Jan. 11 One Tree Hill (CW, 8 pm) Clay and Quinn encounter a mysterious problem. No matter what they try, their DVR just will not tape the Venture Bros. Nature (PBS, 8 pm) Street-smart kangaroos move into Australia’s capital city. “Clean and sober. Have a mate and joeys. Anything helps. God bless!” Suburgatory (ABC, [...]

Tuesday, Jan. 10 Oh great. Now they have to go to the bathroom. Texas Multi Mamas (WE, 8 pm) Casey takes her quads on a road trip. Remember your helmet! Work It (ABC, 8:30 pm) When the guys make their first attempts at sales, they are surprised to discover that Lee’s experience is no competition [...]

Monday, Jan. 9 The Bachelor (ABC, 8 pm) Twelve bachelorettes try out for a community theater production written by children. That’s totally meta, considering that the Bachelor’s story arcs are written for children. Antiques Roadshow (PBS, 8 pm) A 1960 first edition copy of “To Kill a Mockingbird”; collection of bronzes; rare 1924 Gibson F-5 [...]