POSTS TAGGED: twats n tits

“Hey, wait a minute. I’m the sane one now?” Is it okay to lie, in the service of saving face? Is it terrible to tell the truth because it’s uncomfortable for someone? Who gets to decide? We have to for ourselves, of course. It’s called having a moral compass. I think that I have a [...]

It’s the new deadliest job in America, or L.A., at least. If this keeps up they should think about allowing the cameramen to fight back. Do you know how hard it would be not to? You have to listen to a bunch of self centered twats bitch and moan all day, half of them smell [...]

It’s over, Gasmii. The End. The original of the franchise is played out and past it’s prime. I’m a little teary (on the inside, just like Tamra) and ask myself if this show would still be as hard to watch if the bottom hadn’t fallen out of the economy. I think that I said it [...]

It’s sometimes so hard to say that you’re sorry, especially if you think that you’re right all the time. I used to be horrible at it, just really immature with the apologies. Eventually I learned to either do it immediately, making it less painful like the proverbial quick pulling off of the Band-Aid, or do [...]

I thought long and hard over how to approach this week’s episode. The taste that it left in my mouth was so overwhelmingly bad that I almost didn’t want to have anything to do with these women ever again. But then I remembered how much fun it is to call them out on their famewhoring [...]

I never thought I’d see the day where one of my beloved shows would outlive it’s welcome- right before my eyes. I love this show. I love this franchise. I was going through a rough time in my life when I discovered it, and Bravo showed me the light at the end of the tunnel [...]

Sloppy bitches. Clutter bunnies, the pursuit of the pefect Duck Lip and 6 CARATS. Fuck you, kiss my ass and I don’t give a shit. As you can tell by my introduction to this episode, it was wall to wall class. Orange County’s finest are very well known for their subtle, natural beauty but who [...]

Simon and Tamra are getting divorced. The greatest love of our time, the marriage of the new milennium, has come to an end. I look heavenward, the slow sad notes of ‘Taps’ playing in my head and exhale a large sigh. “Oh, Dear Lord in the cloudy skies above,” I ask, “If Tamra and Simon [...]

This week I did not feel like punching anyone. That is the good news. The bad news is that Crackie didn’t deliver! I was hoping that she would have a meltdown of volcanic proportions. Instead, she felt outnumbered and scared by all the town menfolk. I’m starting to wonder about our Crackie- were those tears [...]

This week on Twats with Fake Tits, we learn more about the new Ho and say goodbye to an old one. Crackie is her usual sweet natured self and the other two let their jealousy and body image issues hang out for all the world to see. Oh, almost forgot about Gretchen. She goes to [...]