POSTS TAGGED: tyra banks

Tyra Serling is here to explain all.

You need to get those expectations LOWERED, beyotch. Like, almost touching the ground.

Maybe this damn show should be called America’s Next Top Surviving Model.

Forget a love triangle. I want a love octagon!

A story told in pictures.

The episode title is misleading. Just like my initial excitement for this episode.

Tyra, what have you done to my dignity?

Greetings Gasmii, “It’s a whole new top model” and Tyra’s taking her humiliation fetish to a whole new level. This week, she goes literal in her attempts to shame these girls who so desperately want a chance at a career in the industry.   That ain’t a set, Gasmii. It’s an honest to goodnessfilthy abandoned [...]

I hate the little putrid puss particle that is Brianboy

 Hi Gasmii, This week on America’s Next Top Model, we find out who the second smartest girl in the house is.   Our mystery girl realizes she is just a Tyra toy making a fool of herself. This brilliant girl also gets so sick of Bryanboy that they have a bit of a run-in. I [...]

Meet the girls of America’s Next Top Face Off Project Runway Model

Man, have we gotten low budge or what?

Hey Gasmii, This is slightly old news, but I just came across a few people sounding in on the situation, so I thought we should add it to the watercooler. Jael Strauss, a former contestant during cycle 8 of ANTM was already fighting demons when she appeared on the show. Sadly, it appears her demons [...]

Is Victoria a fraud?

Gross, ugly and nonsensical. That’s our whole new ANTM.

She’s a clever one, that Tyra.

Fierce has never been so fugly.

How come Tyra’s ass doesn’t get blurred out?

Hi Gasmii! Well here it is, the long anticipated “WTF Is Tyra Up To Now?” episode of ANTM. As discussed earlier, cycle 19 is a starting over point, because you know, Tyra is a Harvard business grad now and she has to make important business decisions. Tyra joins Hillary Duff among the ranks of the [...]

Steve, you bastard, you just killed her fantasy.

It’s finally the finale!

Almost the finale, but you gotta suffer through the recap of the recap ep first!

What’s with the quitting Brits? It’s no wonder we got our independence!

Six girls head to Macau (China), but only five survive. (One is kiilled.) (No, she’s not. Just kidding.)

So sad

Estelle joins the models for a dinner party, after the girls film a PSA for some beauty campaign or something. (I know, I know, B.I.O.)

The models hit Toronto Fashion Week, and then they get covered in organic maple syrup!

Selling crap and bouncing cars!

A look at People

Mini caps of Top Chef Just Desserts and America’s Next Top Model

A look at last night’s TV

Who will be America’s Next Top Model?

Five remain in the struggle for irrelevance.

“Finally! Posing with someone whose face is hairier than mine!”

This week on America’s Next Top Model, the whiniest, bitchiest and craziest take center stage while an interesting photoshoot balances out a lame challenge. “Daphne suggested pink while Maria thought taupe would be best. I ultimately agreed with Lauren that I should go with purple eyeshadow, and now everyone else is pissed. Ugh, it’s so [...]

This week on America’s Next Top Model, Tyra keeps speeding up the typical timeline of the challenges and throws the CoverGirl commercial at the girls, which prompts one of them to have a meltdown of epic proportions. Love it. “BEN, this dress makes me look young and hip, right? Not to mention that it’s totally [...]

This week on America’s Next Top Model, we have to suffer through the CoverGirl makeup challenge (where unfortunately no one comes out looking like a clown whore), as well as through Tyra’s annual delusion that she’s a legitimate photographer. I really would prefer her to spend the rest of the cycle this way…

This week on America’s Next Top Model, Tyra teaches us how to make up words. I can do it too! Let’s see… I’m going to take “awful” “arrogant” and “hypocrite” and what do I get?! TYRA! “She’s a sucky person!”

****And now please welcome LOLO back to the fold!! WE MISSED YOU BABE! Well, I gotta hand it to Flipit. Only two things would have forced me out of recap retirement: giving me an outlet for my Tyra rage or making Jeff from BB my personal sex slave. Because Technotronics is still safely sequestered in [...]

Oh my dear fierceling fashionistas, it is with a heavy heart that I sit down to write this final recap. Or maybe that’s just the pizza and beer I’ve just inhaled. Gimme a second, here… *urp* Okay, I feel better now. It’s just so hard to believe that only 3 short months ago we were [...]