POSTS TAGGED: vincent pastore

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Famous Food: And the winner is…Do we care?

The celebretards are all celebrating their grand opening with grape juice and countless pats on the back. People actually showed up to their grand opening! It’s amazing what people will pay in order to get a first look at a freshly-made trainwreck. Mike and Lonnie claim they don’t want the celebs “checking out” now that [...]

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Famous Food: Where’s Heidi?

MIssing Juicy J

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Famous Food: When Hookers Rule The World

What is this? Another hurdle?

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Famous Food: Ashley Dupre was a Hooker?!!?!?!!

The celebs have an Ashley-hatin’ forum with moderators, Lonnie and Mike, and drama fuel fine wine. Lonnie and Mike make sure that they are impartial judges stirring up drama to make for some quality reality TV. God bless the editors of this show for splicing together the scene where Danielle claims they addressed the situation [...]

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Minicap: Famous Food

Watching celebrities try to start up a new restaurant is like watching The Little Rascals trying to hold a meeting; it’s adorable how hard they try but at the end of the day they’ll never get that new tree house built. This week’s challenge: Designing the interior of the restaurant. Since no one has pried [...]

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Famous Food: It’s Wine O’Clock!

Famous Food begins

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Minicap: Famous Food

If you think opening up a restaurant with one bitchy celebrity in charge is hard, imagine 7 bitchy celebrities! You don’t have to imagine anymore as fantasy becomes reality on the newest VH1 endeavor to regain America’s attention, Famous Food. The Dolce Group, which is Lonnie Moore and Mike Malin or two talking heads on [...]