POSTS TAGGED: waffleboy

Val Kilmer weighs 180 pounds. That’s why it’s called fantasy people!

(This week is the spirit of spoofiness, phony twitter conversations and possibly fake beefs, Dear TvGasm listens to the problems of American Idol’s Niki Minaj. Please be aware that we will take a break from out usual format, because Miz Nikki only comunicates by Twitter©) Because what could go wrong with this crew?      [...]

(This week Dear TvGasm checks in with Mama Manzo from The Real Housewives of New Jersey, who sounds a little under the weather.)   Dear TvGasm, ugh. I’m am done. I’ve had it with her, and her awful mean, trashy, lying , story selling ways. I’m done I tell you, done! Now you know me, [...]

There are going to be some pretty good movies this year. These aren’t them

Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush, Kira Knightly, Orlando Bloom and lots of swords. What’s not to love?

Oh Gasmi, you may not know it, but America is in the midst of a golden age. Granted, it’s obviously not an economic golden age, unless Adam Smith dreamed of the day we’d all be living in empty refrigerator boxes. No, the golden age I am talking about involves our most precious natural resource in [...]

Revisiting Iron Man. Crap in a Can 2

Mocking for the Holliday

Another week of mocking dumdums

Celebrities. They’re at it again

This week is all about love, and getting one’s head caved in

Bad families, bad hair, bad men, awesome parties

True Blood gets…bloodier.

We get to meet the Closet King.

What to do when that body of that long haul trucker you have stashed under the floor boards begins to turn ripe

A flashback to the film “Prejudice”

Hey there Gasmii, well we are in the home stretch for this season of V.  With just one episode after this one the show is all about answering all our burning questions for the season, like… … … help me out here, why are we watching this show again?  Just kidding!  We’re watching this show [...]

How the world’s smartest man views possible human/alien relations

Oh Gasmii, secrets are bad, bad things. Well except for surprise parties, there they are good; unless you don’t tell the guests, then they go back to being bad. Well that’s in real life, because on TV they are solid gold, just like nana’s teeth, which are going to be turned into groceries if the [...]

Hey Gasmii, oh man, oh man, do we have a crap movie to talk about this time. We’ve got more then anyone has a right to ask for when it comes to crap. We’ve got a movie directed by the guy whose wikipedia page says he pretty much trashed Gina Davis’s movie career all by [...]

Oh Gasmii, things are cooking over in the V timeslot. FBI Mom decides to hide her child in a remote corner of the world that most people couldn’t even find on a map, Connecticut. Anna decides to get crazy evil. We find out the V’s have an unhealthy attachment to polyester, and Georgie saves the [...]

Hey there Gasmii, well the holidays, Olympics, and March are over, so it’s time to get back in touch with over favorite space lizards and the people who fight them, on V. It’s been four months, so I bet you’re seriously jonesing for evil lizard shenanigans and plucky human resistancing, huh? Look, please say yes, [...]

Hi Gasmi, Waffleboy here filling in for Flipit who is taking a much deserved vacation south of the border, that hopefully is featuring plenty of beach time, good food, fun, and maybe a telenovela recap or two. Anyway, you’re stuck with me for this recap, and if you keep making that face, it’s going to [...]

Hi Gasmi, you know I think it’s time to pay tribute to the unsung heroes of crap cinema, the screenwriters. Now there have been some screenwriters out there who’ve ginned out some pretty tasty crap over the years, but there is one man who stands above all others in getting bad ideas up on the [...]

Oh Gasmi, are you sitting down? Of course you are, you reading this on a computer, besides with this country’s obesity rate, you probably get winded if you have to support all that weight for more then five minutes at a time. Hey, don’t feel bad, if we ever meet at the grocery store we [...]

Hey Gasmi, it’s February, and you know what that means. The weather stinks, and you’re broke from trying to buy your loved ones’ affections over the holidays, all of which means it’s time to start spending some serious time with the glass teat. Now we all have our favorite poisons when it comes to rotting [...]

Well Gasmi, this is it, the season finale of Dollhouse, and you will be amazed at just how much they have crammed into this one hour. Thrills, spills, characters not seen since last season, some amazingly brilliant acting, and some amazingly bad acting. Topher goes crazy. Victor dresses like he’s crazy. Oh and just so [...]

Hey Gasmi, Tuesday has come and gone, and you know what that means? Well, yes, that if I don’t do that load of laundry tonight that I was supposed to do over the weekend, I’ll end up wearing my high school graduation gown to work tomorrow (Go Falcons!), but more than that it means a [...]

Oh Gasmi, we got all we could ask for on this week’s Dollhouse, 345 trips back to that most magical year, 2007, some of the sweetest geek on geek love ever recorded on television, and twists, twists, twists. So quit fooling around and make the jump so we can get to the good stuff.

Hey Gasmi, what you been doing with yourself for the past month? Have you been enjoying those Bones and House reruns Fox trotted out for sweeps? No? Well don’t worry because Dollhouse is back, so make the jump and see what’s the newest trend in acceptable work behavior. Because everyone should be able to blow [...]