POSTS TAGGED: weight loss

Hello Gasmii! Here we are again with another fun filled week of The Biggest Loser. Brace yourselves! Previously on TBL, we were on “a crusade to fight childhood obesity”. Here we go a-crusadin’. Nate was one pound short and had to go home, and Jillian’s white team is down to 2 players. Sniffle. The white [...]

Hi there! Taterz here again with another episode of TBL. I would have posted this sooner but I’m terrible and didn’t even realize that another episode had aired. Oops. Anyway, thank you all soooo much for your comments! I love any and all so keep them coming. Well let’s get to it. Previously on TBL, [...]

Heyyy youuuu guuuuuys! It’s me, Taterz, and I’m back recapping no one’s favorite weight loss show, The Biggest Loser! In case you haven’t heard, this season there will be BIG changes. If you haven’t heard of the biggest one, you’ve probably at least heard her loud ass voice screaming at you how bad you suck. [...]

AWKWARD!!! There’s an app for that.   Hellloooooooooooo Gasmi! Welcome to another week of the incredibly interesting SV…. if incredibly interesting now means incredibly shallow and barely average. We start the show where we left them last week, begging for money. It’s so very Oliver Twist.  They get shot down, so no gruel tonight kids. Snots didn’t like the [...]

Drop it like it’s hot

Newest trend…weight loss deals

In Soviet Russia…

Grimace is hairy/annoying and Anna still sucks.

The first rule of plural marriage is no comparing yourself to each other. Now, on to comparing ourselves to each other!

I’m proud of her

They lost weight!

Suvir saves us all from the countrywide pandemic of meat dependence. It is exactly as crazy as it sounds.

Fat bastards.

Cryin’ for pounds

No one’s watching!

Proof that even thin people have muffintop if they’re not careful. What do you get when you cross the crypt keeper with a lesbian lion and add in a dash of Jillian Michaels? No, not Larry King. Our girl Jackie! Jackie Warner! The host and star of the latest Bravo shit-show, Thintervention! Welcome, Gasmii, welcome. [...]

Loyalty is dead.

Sink or swim on your own, bitches.

His hair’s flopping all around, as are his breasts.

BBQWTFOMGROTFLMAOTTFNYMMVPDQ! What just happened? Wow.

-Jesse James is going to break his silence in an interview.  Why doesn’t he just hold a press conference like Tiger? -The Kids are back…here they are reenacting TMZ. -Ghost Whisperer maybe coming back, but not Old Christine. -Perez says he’ll replace Simon Cowell for free. -Build your own Jersey Shore doll. -CW picked-up a [...]

OMG, Jason Alexander is skinny minnie!  Have you seen his Jenny Craig ad yet?  Man he looks good!  He looks THAT much shorter now that he’s thin, but who cares, he’s THIN!  He’s going to have to start wearing cargo pants to carry his George Constanza wallet to prevent butt bulge. Here’s the ad:

Episode 5: Greatest Fears Forgive me my trespasses, and also forgive me my delays. I’ve been in a booze and candy coma since the weekend, and those damn Phillies are keeping me glued to the television every night. Let’s hope these bitches kick some ass this week to make up for my tardies. And I [...]

NOT eating cupcakes and drinking margaritas. Clearly. Did you know that when you’re trying to lose weight, it’s best to lose 10 lbs really quickly, and then make some excuses for your lost motivation while you guzzle booze and eat pizza? No, you hadn’t heard that? That’s because it’s NOT TRUE. Try telling that to [...]

The second episode starts with the players who are still in the game. Everyone’s confident that they’re going to work their ass off (literally) to bring back their partners…that is, everyone but Joelle. She is legitimately scared for her life if she doesn’t get Carla back on the show. Honestly, I hope that happens, and [...]