POSTS TAGGED: white trash

Lucky us!  Over in the corner, kicking aside discarded Skweez Couture and broken dreams, Bravo has clawed through the stinky litter box they call the Bravo vaults for these never-before-seen droppings, I mean, lost footage.  Let’s enjoy! Madame Palindrome invites Carole, Ramona, and Sonja to her Spinning fundraiser.  We know that neither Ramona nor Sonja [...]

Time for the Not Really Lost Footage episode of The Real Housewives of New York City!   We meet Aviva’s hairless leg, Carole’s mail guy, and Sonja’s afternoon delight. Lu and Pepe meet with people desperate enough for air time that they go along with the countess’ plans for a collection of…ummm….apparel and accessories for…ummm…a [...]

Touted by Andy Cohen as perhaps the biggest scandal in Real Housewives of New York City history, Lu’s face was hilarious when she realized he was talking about her ALLEGED night with the Johnny Deppelganger in St. Barth.  Ramona had Lu’s back and repeated “alleged” a couple of times.  Lu (she loves it when you [...]

Andy Cohen opens Part Two of The Real Housewives of New York City Reunion with what he views the most controversial topic of the season–when faux royalty met faux Johnny Depp.  It was all a misunderstanding according to Lu, and she’s still together with her big dummy.  Sexy SonJa brought the heat, according to Andy, [...]

The Real Housewives of New York City Reunion is old school versus nOObies.  Flanking Andy Cohen on one side is Heather, Carole, and Aviva.  On the other side, there’s Ramona, Sonja, and LuAnn.  Let’s get to it! The reunion starts off with a Holla!  Andy thinks Holla! is controversial for some reason, but Heather defends [...]

The ladies reunite to rehash the season.  On one couch, the new girls:  Heather, Carole, and Aviva.  On the other couch, the returning housewives:  Ramona, Sonja, and LuAnn.  And off we go…. The reunions are filled with arguing and talking over each other, and this one starts off with Carole’s camera interviews being a little [...]

It’s the season 5 finale of The Real Housewives of New York City.  Last week’s episode ended with the Hornysaurus being kicked out of Ramona’s charity event for abused women after he grabbed Ramona by the arm.  Now it’s time to see what wacky catastrophe Heather’s charity fashion show to benefit organ transplant candidates can [...]

Many things can be bad for business–bed bugs, YouTube videos of rats openly playing field sports, fingers in chili, etc., but what about the Hornysaurus roaming uncaged and unleashed through a store…on camera?  Well, that’s the nightmare of a health store in New York and opening scene of this week’s Real Housewives of New York City. [...]

New York’s least favorite perv is back and shopping for anything and everything herbal to help “get it up”.  Isn’t this something most octogenarians prefer to do privately?  Not if you’re the Hornysaurus.  He’s brought his daughter and cameras along and he’s stroking for a discount…not a limp one, either. The little fella’s about an [...]

Last week, the ladies finished off St. Barth, I mean, their week in St. Barth.  Feelings are still hurt by Madam Palindrome’s calling the Noodle Nymphettes “white trash” and her sucking the fun out of what had been an enjoyable, wild vacation.  Tomas, A/K/A Italian Deppster Friend, took Lu and Sonja for a good walk [...]

The ladies are back from their trip to St. Barths and bringing the drama.  Ramona and Mary-O open this week’s episode with cooking school at her friend’s home.  Lu and Jacques join them, along with Sonja and some unnamed guy that smiles a lot.  Did a can of spray tan explode on this guy’s face [...]

It is Part Three of the Real Housewives of New York City sexual assault on St Barth.  Hurricanes would have been kinder.  The ladies have been enjoying their time, making it mostly a girls trip.  Capt. Tomas Sparrow and his codpiece have shown a couple of the ladies a good time, and the liquor has [...]

This week’s episode opens with Carole and Russ having breakfast and making plans for a dinner double date with Aviva and Reid.  Ramona walks in and overhears Aviva talking about their “foursome”.  The dynamics have definitely changed and Aviva seems quite pleased about it.  RamonJa decides to Google white trash to find out what exactly [...]

The ladies landed in St. Barths last week and for the most part, have been playing nicely with each other.  Sonja planned the first full day on the island and wrapped up the evening by bringing everyone to Le Ti St Barth, one of her favorite places.  They indulged in plenty of drinking and flashing [...]

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