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The episode title is misleading. Just like my initial excitement for this episode.

Maybe the UK will find her interesting.

The City is over.

Westside.

The City ends its second season.

Roxy and Whit break up! Olivia picks out shiny things!

Whitney actually creates drama! It’s pointless drama, but come on!

Is MTV canceling The City?

Olivia pulls through. Roxy pulls through. I pull my hair out.

A Elle of an episode.

Olivia fails. Multiple times. And it’s awesome.

Tonight on The City: Olivia proves she’s worse at her job than Roxy is at hers. Which is saying a lot. Like, a lot a lot. Whit shows her line to Elle, and Erin has had it with Olivia’s lack of ethics. And responsibility. And tact. And human emotions. Dwight Schrute has really let himself [...]

Olivia stands upright and wears pretty things.

Olivia literally pisses off every single main character on the show, resulting in three awesome mini-showdowns.

This week on The City: Whit has to whore her clothes out to some magazines, including Elle. But Olivia? Not so impressed.

This week on the season finale of The Shitty: It took 9 whole episodes, but The City finally gets interesting. As interesting as this show can get, at least. And what makes this episode awesome? Awkward confrontations! Between Roxy and Kelly, and Olivia, Joe, and Erin! Yes, these people finally get to hash things out. [...]

This week on The Shitty: Who’s ready for a heapin’ helpin’ of the same old crap?! You are! Erin and Olivia fight. About work. Specifically, pulling clothes for something. Just like the last episode. And the one before that. And the one before that. And the one before that. And the one before that. Sensing [...]

This week on The Shitty: Whit goes on a bad blind date with a d-bag; Roxy fights with another d-bag; Kelly has to call Whit out on her crap again; and Olivia and Erin don’t get along. Did you guys know that? That they don’t get along? News to me. Also, for reasons I can [...]

This week on The Shitty: Everyone heads to Miami for some fashion week thingamajig. Olivia doesn’t really do her job, but Erin sort of gets blamed for it. Roxy and some random guy leave Whit at some club, and they fight about it at work the next day, which makes Kelly not-so happy. Which makes [...]

This week on The Shitty: Whit, Rox, and Sam head out to The Hamptons to party it up white-people-only-style; Olivia once again half-asses her job — wait, that’s not even accurate, she quarter-asses it — and Erin once again has to pick up the slack. But this time, Zee is involved. And Erin pretty much [...]

This week on The Shitty: Waspy brings his d-bag of a dad on a date with Whitney. Their second date. Roxy and Olivia work together on a project. Well, Roxy works, at least. And Jay returns. Wheeeeeee.

This week on The Shitty: In what is the most boring episode of this show I’ve ever seen, which for this show, is saying A LOT — Whit meets the WASPiest guy of the entire WASP history; and Olivia and Erin go to a party and Erin yells at Olivia for possibly no reason. That’s [...]

This week on The Shitty: Houses of fashion fly by as Olivia is on the case to get some accessories for an Elle shoot; Whitney shows her fashion sketches to Kelly and then goes behind her back on Roxy’s suggestion, causing an epic, bi-polar tirade that only the likes of Kelly Cutrone can pull off. [...]

Up next on The Shitty: Adam and Allie are psycho and want Jay to move out so they can live together and keep being psycho; Erin and Duncan sort of break-up; Whitney insults Olivia to her face and it is awesome; Olivia wants Nevan to move out; and Jay has a serious (kind of) question [...]

This week on The Shitty: Adam may or may not have cheated on his girlfriend Allie, Nevan moves in with Olivia, and everyone talks about how Adam may or may not have cheated on Allie. And then Allie scares the crap out of me with her eyes.

The City this week: Whitney goes out to lunch with some non-gay dude from DVF, which causes Jay to reach a milestone or benchmark or whatever in their relationship; Erin says bye to Duncan; and Olivia pouts. Straight guys? Boring.