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Finale time!

‘Twas a night of Killer Chaînés and Sob Stories. Also, the Samba makes you gay. Last week we sent home two losers, but this week there will only be one. We gotta stretch this out, you guys! WOAH! Well, maybe not! There’s no opening number! We get right to it.  I gotta say this show [...]

This recap isn’t The Avengers but check it out anyway. Get ready for a week of tense rehearsals, not-so-tense performances, and a DOUBLE ELIMINATION. They’re really ratcheting up the drama! RATINGS! Starting tonight I’ll be taking over both episodes each week as we’ve lost CannedGinger! Boo! Everyone wish her well. And starting with this recap [...]

Bonjour mis Gasmii! Bienvenu à la nuit de la musique classique! I wish I could claim this recap’s title as my own, but that honor goes to Mark Ballas. We’re treated to an opening number by the E Street Band. Okay not really them, it’s actually a good sized orchestra. Their front-man is Grammy Winner Joshua [...]

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It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad Men world this week on Dancing with the Staahs…the hairstyles alone would make a Weiner proud. I don’t know about you, but I’m sad, dismayed, and perplexed to see Jaleel turn out a really good performance.  Think we can start a Fan-Based movement to vote for everyone BUT him?  We [...]

Buenas Noches, Gasmii! Bienvenidos a Latin Night! I hope you enjoy looking at dudes toned asses in white pants, because that should really be the new name for Latin Night. The DWTS band kicks us off with a version of Santana’s “Evil Ways” with– who else? Carlos Santana! He’s there to shill his new album, [...]

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