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Dancing w/ The Stars

Dancing with the Stars: Laugh Until You Die A Little Inside

It’s elimination time on Dancing with the Stars! Also known as the beginning of someone’s journey to “Celebrity Rehab”! We jump right into the night’s special guest – Sheryl Crow! And THANK YOU Sheryl for being the first guest on this show NOT to have butchered your face! She looks beautiful and she actually has [...]

Dancing w/ The Stars

Dancing with the Stars: ARIGATO ROBOTO!

First ever double-elimination ceremony! Woo woo! Sharpen your blades Yamiguchi-san and let’s start cutting some of these bitches! Let’s start off with Useless Samantha’s dress! Fugly. Looks like she took a pretty black dress and then wrapped glittered sweat bands around it. She looks like a black salami wrapped in twine.

Keeping Up With the Kardashians

Keeping Up With the Kardashians: So Much Chickenshit

I’m still trying to recover from my drinking bender this weekend, so if there’s anything that doesn’t make sense in this recap of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, you can just blame it on that. Or me still being drunk from St. Patrick’s Day. Or me being drunk now. This week we learn that Rob [...]