POSTS TAGGED: yentapatrol

Dear Gasmi, Millions and millions of dollars around the world have been spent on researching ways to effectively slow population growth. Yet with relatively little effort Bravo has put the kibosh on biological clocks this week by reintroducing Jeana’s oldest son and reminding us of the down side to parenting. I recommend blowing up the [...]

Dear Gasmii, Welcome back to the home sweet home of our favorite buxom botoxed ladies. A place where self indulgence is a must, and it’s always okay to ask for more. In Orange County even the bunnies are super happy to see you. And, yes, that is a furry purple penis you’re looking at. My [...]

Dear Gasmii, This week not only do we get to learn about Hugger John’s personal boundaries, we also get to see a real fight!! Finally, a toe-to-toe face ‘em and slug ‘em fight!! Well, at least until the fighters hit the ground, then not so much. Look ma, turtles can fight, too! You think I’m [...]

Hola Chicos, It’s time again to join our favorite telenovela starlets and party down. Break out the tequila and feel free to get naked alongside our contestants as they shake their privates in hopes of winning this train wreck. What exactly does “free Wille” mean?

Hey There Gasmii: Yowza! We’re back in Manhattan (spacevenus the “a” is for you) and we’re in for a rollicking good time at Fashion Week. This week Simon gives new meaning to the words “I’m not gay”; Christian Sirriano makes a guest appearance in the role of Jill’s mom; I start to fall in love [...]