Still don’t remember them do you, but you DO remember this….
“Dude, I think he’s trying to check out our packages!”
James and Jaymes from The Amazing Race 21 getting all wrapped up in what they’re doing, as an aide looks on appreciatively! I was feeling the same way. Those two were the best part of the race this season and woulda, coulda, shoulda won BUT…..
The KISS heard round the world!
The “goat farmers” pulled it off and having never won a single round, won the whole damn race in the end, proving that bad cab drivers are the reason people lose The Amazing Race.
What’s next? Well it’s LLIVVVVEEEE!!!!! Dancing With the Stars! There is no better dance than this one, in any season, and this was in May 2012. Don Driver and Peta Murgatroyd dancing their freestyle to Cowboy Troy’s “Play Chicken with a Train”!
*Who? The big black neck commin’ through to you boy- you done fell and bumped you head uh huh*
Then, of course, ABC decided it was time for Dancing with the Stars: All-Stars. Then they put Bristol Palin in the cast. WTF! She still couldn’t dance and the political pull from her name kept her there longer than she should have been AGAIN while other, much more deserving, more talented people went home. And she was a BITCH about it too!
“I know you are, but what am I…”
In the end, the best dancer didn’t win, but I was happy that Melissa Rycroft and Toni Dovolani beat out that conceited little weasel, Derek Hough.
“We beat Derek! We beat Derek! We Beat Derek!”
Celebrity Apprentice had its best season ever, in spite of Donald Trump. These cast of crazies will never be this great again. The ultimate villain came in the form of the big-boobed, brass-haired, mouthy, know-it-all, do it-all, Aubrey O’Day. The bitch was ratings GOLD! Teamed with the likes of Penn Jillette, Dee, Snider, Clay Aiken and foul-mouthed Lisa Lampanelli, it was drama from day one.
“If you had told me I’d be singing “Baby Love” with Debbie Gibson in the 1980′s, I would have punched you in the face.” – Dee Snyder
How can we not talk about the summer staple, Big Brother 14. CBS. who has a contract to sign up every Hantz relative south of the Mason/Dixon line, decided they needed one in the Big Brother house. This was suppose to be a secret. That lasted 15 minutes. Willie Hantz lasted 14 days in the house before he was “expelled” for fighting with the other houseguests, throwing pork rinds at Janelle and calling her a “bitch” and then supposedly head-butting Chef Joe. I saw no head-butt and I am an eye witness. He was the most entertaining person in that house that first half of the season and we were all sad to see him go.