2012 Top TV Reality Moments

“BOY! Who you callin’ boy, Boy?”  “Imma callin’ YOU boy, BOY!”  “Only BOY I see is your mamma’s boy, BOY!”

It all came down to Ian, the nerdy little college kid and BB fan against Dan, the veteran BB winner and Bible-swearing liar, in the end. The newbie smoked the veteran, taking all the votes in the finale and winning all the money. Dan just had too much “blood on his hands”!

Oh Boy!

And one more thing happened in the Big Brother house this summer……

Santa came to town!

Cooking competition shows are always exciting to watch, but none can compare to Top Chef. Season 9, which aired way back at the beginning of 2012 was Top Chef: Texas. They had the most cheftestant ever, 29 of them! They also introduced the “Last Chance Kitchen” for losers to compete on-line, so you could watch them on BRAVO’s website. If they won enough on the web, they might get back on TV! I don’t know if any of them ever did.

“Who called the fucking health department?”

There is really no reason to watch Top Chef, just come here to TVgasm and read J-Mo’s recaps and you’ll enjoy them more then this dumb bunch of cooks who think they’re chefs.

J-Mo always has Kitty Porn too! They do accept tips!

Let’s move on to the singing competitions. I’m not a fan of them, but viewers seem to love these shows, so who am I to judge. Speaking of judging, it seems to be a tough job to keep. Simon Cowell made a HUGE deal out of signing on Britney Spears as his newest judge for The X-Factor. The Pop Princess was going to go up against her rival, Christina Aguilera, who’s a judge on The Voice. Can she handle it?

Looking Good!

At the beginning of the year, The Voice declared it’s winner for season 2 as Jermaine Paul, from Team Blake. He sang “I Believe I Can Fly”.

The dude is definitely flying!

As a judge, what do you think Britney……

 Okay…. moving on, once again Team Blake snags another win when Cassadee Pope wins The Voice in the season 3 finale, which just ended a few weeks ago. She sang the song “Cry”.

Is that a Project Runway dress?

Well Britney, can you tell us how you feel about this …..

 Alrighty then, moving on. American Idol never seems to get it right when it comes to picking their winner. Viewers were outraged when R&B favorite Joshua Ledet was eliminated. The judges were also shocked. It even made J-Lo cry!

“Yo Dawg, you weren’t even pitchy.”