2012 Top TV Reality Moments

This left cute little Jessica Sanchez and sympathy-seeking, kidney-failing Phillip Phillips as the final two. So who’s going to win?

“Oh Geezz… and I’ll still get my ‘Make a Wish’ too!”

Britney, what do you think…..

 Thank you Britney, for helping out with all the singing shows. By the way, who won on The X-Factor?  This season’s winner was country singer Tate Stevens, who is already working on his first album.

“Thank You Britney!”

There is so much talent all over America and it’s not just people who can sing. That’s why we have America’s Got Talent. This show lets folks all over the U.S.of A. come into our livingrooms and show us just how talented they are. It’s a chance of a lifetime worth a million dollars! We got a new judge this season. They replaced Piers Morgan with Howard Stern. The raunchy, foul-mouthed DJ played it safe though and was a total PG-rated judge. Piers was much more lewd with the women than Stern. He had a hard-on for a midget.

“Big Barry, you can blow me standing up. Perfect!”

The best part of America’s Got Talent is that it showcases the BEST of America for the rest of the world to see. Our Susan Boyle is out there somewhere waiting to be discovered. Will it happen? Not on this show. We have more exciting things to show the world. We have HORSE! He’s 25 year old Zac Gordon aka “The Horse”, who’s talent is getting hit in the nuts. The dude made it to the finals!!! That shows you what a proud nation we are.

A $1,000,000 shot?

FASHION! “You’re either in or you are OUT!” Project Runway has been my guilty pleasure since it’s first season. I’m obsessed with Tim Gunn. I will never understand why those stupid designers don’t listen to Tim.

“This looks like the cat tore up a toilet paper roll.”

Then, of course, there’s Nina Garcia and Michael Kors, with all their nasty little remarks that tickle me to death. I love to watch the looks on the designers faces when one of them is pounced on by the dastardly duo. I get extremely excited when someone dares to make pants. You just know that Kors is going to go for the crotch. They never fit right and he points out every camel toe, baggy puta, mismatched seam and wedgie he can see.

And then there’s Heidi Klum! Why can’t I be her? Her catchphrases are so well known, they are legendary. She doesn’t even need a teleprompter to remember them anymore. The move to Lifetime from BRAVO was a rocky one and it shows in the smaller budget, but the drama of the deadline is still the same and that’s why I watch. As for Project Runway: All-Stars, I watch that too, but I long for Tim Gunn in the work room, especially with these returning designers. They have a history with him.

Where’s Heidi?