A Kris Jenner Talk Show? Noooooooo!

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By Nads | Tuesday, October 9, 2012 | 1:23 pm | 25 Comments
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Deadline is reporting that Kris Jenner is in talks with 20th Television to host her own daytime talk show. Did that not just make you puke in your mouth a little bit? What could she possibly talk about? How to exploit a family and make it rich? How to promote your daughter’s sex tape so you can make money off of her? What they should really do is a daytime infomercial so she can keep hawking her family, not a talk show.

I know all I do is hate on this family, but they’re soooo overexposed I can’t even deal with it. They bring nothing to the table, except for lameness. 

Anyway, Fox wants to do a test run as early as this coming Summer just like they did with Bethenny to see how it does. You can’t bet I will NOT be watching.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

25 Comments

  1. 1
    plockeness monster plockeness monster
    Posted October 9, 2012 at 1:26 pm

    Gag-a-rama. When are they going to be over?????????

  2. 2
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted October 9, 2012 at 1:30 pm

    WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

  3. 3
    considerthis
    Posted October 9, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    It’s bad enough that I flipped on E News today and saw Skelator (Bruce Jenner) co-anchoring the show. Bruce is SO qualified to be a “journalist” after all he is a helicopter pilot. Now Mamager is looking to be the next Oprah – make it STOOOOP!

  4. 4
    sasha
    Posted October 9, 2012 at 2:01 pm

    doesn’t this women have enough money? pay some attention to your kids at home, and especially your wonderful husband that you don’t deserve!!!!!!!!

  5. 5
    labowner
    Posted October 9, 2012 at 2:32 pm

    I say we sterilize everyone that watches.

  6. 6
    Parisi LaRoe Parisi LaRoe
    Posted October 9, 2012 at 2:35 pm

    Wow. More bad news on top of more bad news. Who ever knew Darth Vader/A Kardashian could turn someone to the dark side so fast?

  7. 7
    BedHeadJen
    Posted October 9, 2012 at 2:52 pm

    Will it be full of tips on kleaning, kooking, and kid raising?

  8. 8
    hot cawfee
    Posted October 9, 2012 at 3:23 pm

    pleasenopleasenopleasenopleaseno– I promise I will be a better recycler, will vote in this upcoming election, send out my Christmas cards on time and with little newsy notes and will floss more.

  9. 9
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted October 9, 2012 at 3:48 pm

    Why does television continue to punish us? I love you so much television, but why does the abuse continue?

  10. 10
    See-Jay
    Posted October 9, 2012 at 4:13 pm

    Ugh, fuck off already.

  11. 11
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted October 9, 2012 at 5:23 pm

    @All of the above to the nth power.

    Yeeks.

  12. 12
    annie Annie
    Posted October 9, 2012 at 6:16 pm

    omg….in my best 3 year old temper tantrum voice: “NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOO!”

    for the love of God, please make them go away. Far, far away,

  13. 13
    Coolkymom
    Posted October 9, 2012 at 6:23 pm

    Laughed til tears when i saw hot cawfee post. I agree!

  14. 14
    Melissa Wray
    Posted October 9, 2012 at 9:19 pm

    Oh humanity.
    WHY must you suck more balls with each passing day?

  15. 15
    lindaw205
    Posted October 10, 2012 at 6:37 am

    So, it’s not going to be a zombie apocalypse that does us all in, it’s going to be The Kardashian Plague.

  16. 16
    Pat Ledoux
    Posted October 10, 2012 at 7:10 am

    God will they never go away!!!!!!! Please, off to oblivion with you, and take Honey Boo Boo and her skank family as well!!

    I do like Khloe though, is that wrong?

  17. 17
    Stumblebum
    Posted October 10, 2012 at 9:02 am

    What I think is more annoying than the whole, disgusting Kardashian family is that people actually watch their shows, buy their products, and LIKE them! That’s just yucky!!!

  18. 18
    Clair Clair
    Posted October 10, 2012 at 11:55 am

    My youngest saw a bit of the Karcrapians (I don’t watch it) and wondered aloud if Bruce was a man or a woman. Hahahahaha!

  19. 19
    Parisi LaRoe Parisi LaRoe
    Posted October 10, 2012 at 1:36 pm

    I always want to call them the “Conceptions” but it gives a bad name to pregnancy.

  20. 20
    labowner
    Posted October 10, 2012 at 4:36 pm

    Modern day version of The Aristocrats?

  21. 21
    Dear Crabby
    Posted October 11, 2012 at 7:43 am

    I would say perhaps we could stop all of this by sacrificing a virgin, but…this is America so we may have to import.

  22. 22
    JimbobJones Jimbob Jones
    Posted October 11, 2012 at 12:47 pm

    You guys should all take this as a life lesson. Have a kid, introduce that kid to someone B-list famous. One sex-tape later, and you’re a household name.

  23. 23
    labowner
    Posted October 11, 2012 at 1:09 pm

    No way Dear Crabby the Duggar family is filled with “virgins”

  24. 24
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted October 12, 2012 at 2:11 pm

    The other day she said she wants to manage Honey Bubu.

  25. 25
    Robin Robin
    Posted October 14, 2012 at 6:39 pm

    Why? Is there a “Little Rascal” out there somewhere with a hankering for a sex tape?

    Although we all know that June would put a fork lift foot up Kris Jenner’s ass in a heartbeat if she messed with her little Boo Boo. And I for one would pay money to see it.

    Robin

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