Adrienne Maloof Can Finally Sleep Well At Night

Watercooler

By Nads | Wednesday, March 6, 2013 | 4:23 am | 12 Comments
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Adrienne Maloof claims now that she’s left The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, she can finally “sleep well at night.” I don’t know how with all that botox–you’d think she sleeps with her eyes open without blinking.

Either way, I’m glad that her stress is gone from her life and ours. Lisa Vanderpump said it right when she said if their (Camille and Adrienne) careers have suffered, “it’s their own damn fault.” Well put, Lisa!

I swear, don’t sign up for reality TV and not expect your dirty laundry to air out. When your sh*t stinks, it’ll come out and everyone will smell it. 

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

12 Comments

  1. 1
    hot cawfee
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 7:18 am

    Poor Ade——maybe the boy-toy didn’t want to be on TV???? Or Dr Paul is blocking it b/c of the kids. Either way-buh-bye and be the little shoe-maker that you are.
    Lisa is right but stands on a little higher ground with her spin-off and her DWTS gig. Camille may wind up on DWTS too—I dont think she has trashed her life as much as Camille.

    cap code is ………….exclaimation
    well said CC-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. 2
    Gma96793
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 7:57 am

    Just read on TMZ that \the hoof\. Is opening a resturant a few blocks from Lisa’s Villa Blanca……revenge much????

  3. 3
    NotWithoutMyTV NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 8:08 am

    Oh, fuck her. With a saguaro cactus. Sideways. Twice.

    They’re all SO much better off when they leave. Because they were all too good for reality TV to begin with. Then nobody buys their handbags/shoes/t-shirts/makeup/joolry, and they ALL come crawling back, leaving snail trails of viscuous need and shamelessness.

  4. 4
    labowner
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 11:03 am

    Hot you really think Lisa is on higher ground after watching that shit show that is her restaurant?

    Not what products has Camille tried to sell?

    I think Camille is gone because between her new boy-toy and the can’t film with the kids it was too difficult and she has her divorce money now and doesn’t need the interest payments Bravo was giving her.

  5. 5
    Miss Molly
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 11:05 am

    Is Bernie going to be her chef?

  6. 6
    Wasabipeas wasabipeas
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 1:55 pm

    I bet Paul is sleeping better these days, too . . .

    Just sayin’.

  7. 7
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 4:51 pm

    Oh fuck her…

  8. 8
    Robin Robin
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 7:27 pm

    It didn’t suprise me when her secret came out. Everybody knows that a cobblers kid never has womb.

  9. 9
    Robin Robin
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 9:45 pm

    There was an old woman who lived for her shoes, she had so many she didn’t have room in her womb,

    She fed the surrogate some bullshit about a lawsuit and $bread, whipped her soundly and put her to bed.

  10. 10
    kczar
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 8:14 am


    I hope that link works.

  11. 11
    kczar
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 8:15 am

    Well, that was the first time I posted a link in a while so it’s not eloquent. However, That Buzz Feed list is hilarious so I had to share. It’s the 20 things Adrienne Maloof is. Mostly, she’s judging.

  12. 12
    trkaelin
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 9:07 am

    This morning when I opened my aol there was a headline that said California woman killed by lion with Adrienne’s picture underneath. I was a little worried for a moment, when I realized it was for the story above hers.

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