Adrienne Maloof Suing….?

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By Flipit | | 11:00 am | 25 Comments
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After this week’s insanity filled Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, rumors are flying about just who Adrienne Maloof is suing. Is she coming down on Brandi for revealing a (bleeped out) HUGE secret? Is she gonna gut Bravo to dare to almost air it unbleeped? Is she gonna sue whatever surgeon turned her into the baby boomer generation’s version of Mama Elsa? NO ONE KNOWS!

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What anyone with the internet does know is that Adrienne has a vicious team of lawyers and enough money to pounce on anyone who pisses her off. One sign of power is getting the motor mouthed Brandi Glanville to publicly apologize, as she did this week on her Bravo blog. “I’m sorry and I regret it….This time I’ve pissed off the wrong rich person!” Another is that Bravo actually bleeped her. They live to exploit the misery of their cast members, so they’re probably getting sued, too.

Adrienne said three or four times on the episode in question that she was gonna sue Brandi for defamation, but I don’t know how that’s gonna fly when she signed up to put your “real life” on a “reality” show. Besides, she called Brandi a drug addict and possible child abuser, so can’t she be sued? And what about the children who run screaming from the Maloof mansion every Halloween after seeing Ad’s rubber face with eyeholes poked into it? Can they be sued? LET’S ALL SUE EVERYBODY!!

Just because it hasn’t been said in a week or so, SHUT THE FUCK UP, ADRIENNE!

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25 Comments

  1. 1
    kczar
    Posted December 12, 2012 at 11:30 am

    Yeah, I don’t think it’s defamation if it’s true. I wonder how Brandi knows all this dirt on the Maloofs? She was the first one to call out the fact that they were having marital problems. Enquiring minds wants to know, dammit!

  2. 2
    labowner
    Posted December 12, 2012 at 11:30 am

    “Besides, she called Brandi a drug addict”

    Too bad Brandi has admitted time and time again her drug usage whether it be present (Xanax to fly) or past.

  3. 3
    labowner
    Posted December 12, 2012 at 11:32 am

    Kczar – BH is no different than any other town, people gossip all the time. The smart ones keep their mouths shut. Thus why Lisa is so successfully and Brandi is not.

  4. 4
    LAC LAC
    Posted December 12, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    “BH is no different than any other town, people gossip all the time. The smart ones keep their mouths shut”

    labowner, you could be a housewife with what you just said. Now, let’s get you into a gown, jeweled up, and practice a dramatic swirl.

    :)

  5. 5
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted December 12, 2012 at 12:12 pm

    How freaking scary is that comparison of Elsa and Ad?

  6. 6
    Posted December 12, 2012 at 12:23 pm

    Agreed that it’s not defamation if it’s true. My point is that if Brandi has done Xanax (legal) on the show or other recreational drugs in the past, it’s not the same as publicly claiming someone in public fights with her ex over custody, etc, is a raging drug addict that sleeps til 3 in the afternoon. I don’t know that defamation is even the point. Ad just has more money and will bankrupt Brandi with lawsuits.

  7. 7
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted December 12, 2012 at 12:38 pm

    ^ Cause she can, and that’s horrible.

  8. 8
    sheesh sheesh
    Posted December 12, 2012 at 12:48 pm

    Kim should sue Kyle because she stole her goddam house.

  9. 9
    labowner
    Posted December 12, 2012 at 1:21 pm

    LAC I am not sure if I should take that as a compliment or an insult. :) I look good in blue.

    Sheesh – I wonder if Kyle is hoping she doesn’t remember.

  10. 10
    KJN KJN
    Posted December 12, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    She did steal her goddamn house! Justice for Twitch!

  11. 11
    Miss Molly
    Posted December 12, 2012 at 2:06 pm

    Kim still hates Brandi. Kim still hates Kyle. Kim still hates Mauricio.
    Kim got her revenge on all three in one fell swoop.!

    I am hoping that the big secret is that Adrienne has a penis and that’s why she needed a surrogate.

  12. 12
    LAC LAC
    Posted December 12, 2012 at 2:54 pm

    labowner – it would be an insult to your intelligence, but at least the show would have someone on it with a working brain. :)

  13. 13
    Val Detinha
    Posted December 12, 2012 at 4:16 pm

    The way those women are so overdramatic, could be that all B said was that Paul’s hair is not real!

    Flipit, don’t worry if they ever sue you we’ll march on the streets with a “Free Fliipt” sign, OK? :P :D

  14. 14
    whoochile
    Posted December 12, 2012 at 4:16 pm

    we should start a fund to help poor brandi out, Ad is a rubber faced bitch and why would anyone ever see paul as a surgeon if his wife looks like that AND…i freaking love the mama elsa side by side!!!

  15. 15
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted December 12, 2012 at 5:40 pm

    My new theory I just put in the comments for the recap is that the secret’s not about how the kids were born. But how Ad got them. That maybe it was in a way that’d be illegal if a poor person did it.

    And Paul’s friends with Brandi now because he either didn’t know the whole story. Or didn’t believe it.

  16. 16
    Tmurda
    Posted December 13, 2012 at 12:02 am

    Jeez. Any female who went to high school, and/or spent even minimal time amongst other females has been a victim of “defamation” countless times. Women make up shit about each other, and tell each other’s secrets. It’s how women are made. Get over yourself, Ad. Brandy is awesome, so she better not be your target. I’ll come to BH and make you STFU myself, if need be. Then i’ll tell a media outlet something effed up about you, and you can try to sue me. I have no job, no money, and own nothing of value, so sue away! And btw- tossing around lawsuit threats got Failor temporarily black-listed last season, so get yourself prepared for a quieter lifestyle at home, cause the event invites will be disappearing from your mailbox in no time.

  17. 17
    Lisa
    Posted December 14, 2012 at 9:34 am

    I wonder if you “out” someone for not being the biological parent of their children – and that person has purposely kept that fact from their children – (and Adrienne’s kids are young, too young to understand the whole surrogate thing) would it be illegal to publicize it because of potential harm and embarrassment to the children? The whole thing confuses me, because Brandi is just as vocal about protecting her kids and I can’t imagine what would possess someone to say something that would hurt a child. Which is another reason the Surro-Gate theory seems unlikely.

  18. 18
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted December 14, 2012 at 9:53 am

    But why is that ‘Character Assaination’? I don’t get that part.

  19. 19
    labowner
    Posted December 14, 2012 at 9:56 am

    Lisa that is the problem with Brandi. What she says and what she does are polar opposites and she is not bright enough to get it.

  20. 20
    labowner
    Posted December 14, 2012 at 10:14 am

    We have no idea what was actually said. Bravo edited to make it look like she only said one bad word. Obviously that is not the case as more was said.

    This happened months ago, what is taking so long on the legal end?

  21. 21
    sheesh sheesh
    Posted December 14, 2012 at 10:24 am

    Exactly Gypsy.
    Adrienne would have to have “character” before it could be “assassinated”.

    Those are the rules.
    Case dismissed!

  22. 22
    Smarlo
    Posted December 14, 2012 at 10:32 am

    Ad needs to get over her damn self already…no one really gives a shit what her secret is anyway, it’s all for publicity!

  23. 23
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted December 14, 2012 at 11:02 am

    ^Yep, Agree Smarlo. Ad needs to be the one with all the attention all the time. Her and her fake lisp.

  24. 24
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted December 14, 2012 at 7:39 pm

    @Lisa A lawyer or something’ll have to come tell us for sure if it’s illegal. My guess is it’s not. Because a lot of people find stuff like that out from somebody’s big mouth every day. Including kids. A lot of times the family’s too poor for a lawyer but not always. Since it crosses all the economic groups. And you’re right it wouldn’t defame somebody’s character. So it’s probably just 1 of those things you can say. But there’s a big pile of reasons you shouldn’t.

    @labowner To me it looked like they bleeped out way more than 1 word. But I don’t know how to say why exactly. I started wondering the same thing as you about the timing though.

    Which reminds me the other thread’s almost to 100. And has the new @AmyOops theory!

  25. 25
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted December 14, 2012 at 7:40 pm

    Does anybody think the big Ad face at the top of this thread looks kind of like Countess LuAnn?

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