Al Roker Shares His White House Shart Stories

Watercooler

By Nads | Tuesday, January 8, 2013 | 10:04 am | 15 Comments
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I saw this blurb on TMZ yesterday and laughed so hard, and had to post for you guys! Al Rocker was on Dateline two nights ago talking about the time he got his stomach stapled…anyway, while at the White House covering an event, he thought he farted, when a little poop came out! He sharted! Why is that SOO funny? It’s happened to all of us, and it’s the worst feeling in the world, and nothing more embarrassing, but the act of sharting is hilarious. 

He said, ”I probably went off and ate something I wasn’t supposed to. And as I’m walking to the press room, [I'm thinking] well, I gotta pass a little gas here. I’m walking by myself. Who’s gonna know? Only a little something extra came out. I pooped my pants.”

The way it ended? He procceded to go to the bathroom, and dump out his poop filled underwear (he didn’t say that, that’s my interpretation)–Al, you and I have a lot more in common than you think!!! I have several orphaned underwear in random bathrooms throughout California and Nevada…and one in a Catholic Church! TMI?

His lesson? He said he has to be vigilant in what he eats. I don’t know what else to say about that, but I love a great weatherman poop story!

Here’s the clip:  

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15 Comments

  1. 1
    Parisi LaRoe Parisi LaRoe
    Posted January 8, 2013 at 11:33 am

    Are all the orphaned underwear in Chevron stations and Starbucks Nads? BWAHAHA

  2. 2
    Nads
    Posted January 8, 2013 at 11:49 am

    yeah! ha! there needs to be foster home for all my orphaned underwear! ;-)

  3. 3
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted January 8, 2013 at 12:15 pm

    I mean who HASN’T gone commando in the white house?!?!!? Amirite…

  4. 4
    live2tivo
    Posted January 8, 2013 at 12:57 pm

    The headline is basically all anyone would need to know about the story. So, I’m not quite sure why I clicked on it. Sure enough, now I know more detail about Al Roker sharting in the White House than I ever needed to, including the fact that it happened in the first place.

    And, yet, if my work computer wasn’t ancient and actually played videos, I’d probably watch the video, too.

    Al Roker: he’s just like us, only when he sharts, it’s at the White House. When we shart, it’s at the White Castle.

    [And I know that posting Captchas is never funny, but the one I have is "partly cloudy," which feels very appropriate.]

  5. 5
    sweetblondie
    Posted January 8, 2013 at 1:00 pm

    @live2tivo: I lol’d so hard at your comment…thanks!

  6. 6
    Detinha
    Posted January 8, 2013 at 1:38 pm

    LOL @live2tivo! And don’t forget that Al’s shart (my phone wants to change it to “shaft”) also merits to be on Dateline! Now, that is a shart! Camille must be jealous!

  7. 7
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted January 8, 2013 at 2:38 pm

    I’ve heard it said that the greatest manifestation of raw courage is when you can’t really be sure if it’s gonna be a fart or a shit, but you let it rip anyway.

  8. 8
    hot cawfee
    Posted January 9, 2013 at 7:04 am

    Oh Lordy— am still laughing. I read it yesterday and rolled and read it again–am laughing harder.
    Not though to the point I am “Rokering” myself

  9. 9
    shantigal
    Posted January 9, 2013 at 8:13 am

    Cawfee hahahaha! You just confirmed (formerly Big) Al’s infamy. I vow to use “rokered myself” as much as possible in 2013.

  10. 10
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted January 9, 2013 at 9:00 am

    I bet nobody’d ever even know that happened.

    If he hadn’t decided for some reason he needed to announce it to the world.

    Maybe that part’s a medication issue?

  11. 11
    Detinha
    Posted January 9, 2013 at 6:39 pm

    He was cutting (a cheese) for Bieber!

  12. 12
    Parisi LaRoe Parisi LaRoe
    Posted January 9, 2013 at 7:04 pm

    It must be the water on the job. The Today Show sharts in the ratings and he sharts in the White House. At least he can cross it off his bucket list. What is next? Matt Lauer sharts while on air?

    @Nads-What would you call the orphanage? “TVGasm’s House of Abandon Gas Station Underwear?

  13. 13
    Nads
    Posted January 9, 2013 at 7:24 pm

    @Parisi LaRoe – I’d like to make it an Orphanage/Karaoke bar where we sing shart hits like “Shart to the heart and you’re to blame…” or “Shart Breaker” or “Two of Sharts”

    I’d like to call it the Shart Breakers Lounge.

  14. 14
    Parisi LaRoe Parisi LaRoe
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 4:34 pm

    @Nads-LOL. And we could call the babies ShartBreak Kids.

    Now every time I hear the word shart, I laugh even more than when I hear the word twat face.

  15. 15
    hot cawfee
    Posted January 13, 2013 at 6:46 am

    God help me— I am still laughing about this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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