Alec Baldwin is amazing as ever. He’s done countless movies, made a shit ton of appearances on SNL, and obviously, stars in 30 Rock. He’s also made lots of mistakes. I think all of our favorites was telling his little bitch daughter off in a voicemail and calling her a pig. Point is, if you need tips on rebounding from some pretty embarrassing public stumbles, he’s the man to listen to.
He wrote an editorial in The Huffington Post titled “Two and Half Men is Better Than One”, where he advises Sheen that he’s in a no win situation trying to sue the suits. “Sober up, Charlie. And get back on TV, if it’s not too late.” Stop with the ranting and raving and focus, man! Put your head down and do the same disgraced song and dance routine everyone else has to do when they want to remain wealthy. “Take a nap. Get a shower. Call Chuck. Go on Letterman and make an apology. Write a huge check to the B’Nai Brith. And then beg for your job back.”
Best advice I’ve heard all year. I went to a shrink once, sobbing on and on about my woes for a full fifty seven minutes. Finally, all cried out, she looked at me and said “No one really cares and no one wants to have to listen to that. Grow up.” I was a bit shocked (didn’t pay the bitch) at first, but it turned out to be the wisest thing she could have said to me. Now look at me! I’m making fun of meth addicts on the internet in my underwear. Wait….help?