Alec Baldwin on Winning

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By Flipit | Monday, March 14, 2011 | 9:00 am | 9 Comments
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Alec Baldwin is amazing as ever. He’s done countless movies, made a shit ton of appearances on SNL, and obviously, stars in 30 Rock. He’s also made lots of mistakes. I think all of our favorites was telling his little bitch daughter off in a voicemail and calling her a pig. Point is, if you need tips on rebounding from some pretty embarrassing public stumbles, he’s the man to listen to.

He wrote an editorial in The Huffington Post titled “Two and Half Men is Better Than One”, where he advises Sheen that he’s in a no win situation trying to sue the suits. “Sober up, Charlie. And get back on TV, if it’s not too late.” Stop with the ranting and raving and focus, man! Put your head down and do the same disgraced song and dance routine everyone else has to do when they want to remain wealthy. “Take a nap. Get a shower. Call Chuck. Go on Letterman and make an apology. Write a huge check to the B’Nai Brith. And then beg for your job back.”

Best advice I’ve heard all year. I went to a shrink once, sobbing on and on about my woes for a full fifty seven minutes. Finally, all cried out, she looked at me and said “No one really cares and no one wants to have to listen to that. Grow up.” I was a bit shocked (didn’t pay the bitch) at first, but it turned out to be the wisest thing she could have said to me. Now look at me! I’m making fun of meth addicts on the internet in my underwear. Wait….help?

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9 Comments

  1. 1
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted March 14, 2011 at 10:11 am

    Alec Baldwin is an egotistical opportunist who enjoys seeing his name in print. That’s the only reason he is wading into these waters. And it’s interesting his advice doesn’t include actually BEING sorry…just say the words, so Sheen can get his job back.

  2. 2
    cosmonala
    Posted March 14, 2011 at 12:43 pm

    Let’s focus on the important things, like when Alec Baldwin looked like this. Yes, Liz Lemon, this lady would like two tickets to the gun show.

  3. 3
    thiajok
    Posted March 14, 2011 at 1:37 pm

    Flipit, I had almost the same experience with a counselor once. Also didn’t pay her, but I was prolly indignant longer than you were–it gave me something else to moan and weep about during my “angst” years.

    It always amazes me the stars who are giving Charlie (or anyone) advice. I agree with Alec politically, but I just cannot get past him calling his daughter a pig and I think he’s as misogynistic as Charlie Sheen.

  4. 4
    mick
    Posted March 15, 2011 at 8:45 am

    The thing about Alec calling his daughter a pig is that maybe, just maybe, she WAS being a pig. How many of us were total shitheads during our teenage years? Of course, maybe she didn’t deserve it at all – point is, we don’t know. Personally I think that Charlie has way more important things to deal with right now than the loss of a job, plus I’m sick of hearing about him all.the.time.

  5. 5
    Fan-Ann
    Posted March 15, 2011 at 9:02 am

    Kim Basinger used to shave his back once a week while he lay on the kitchen floor.
    ( he said so in an interview ) Maybe he’s had laser now.

  6. 6
    martiny59
    Posted March 15, 2011 at 9:06 am

    flipit=winning

  7. 7
    thiajok
    Posted March 16, 2011 at 10:12 am

    Yes, this is just typical parental frustration:

    http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_audio/0419_baldwin.mp3

    It sounds like he’s talking to an ex-girlfriend or something, which leads me to believe he’s projecting anger at his ex-wife onto his daughter.

  8. 8
    Mimo
    Posted March 17, 2011 at 11:00 am

    I’m still waiting for him to move to another country because Bush was elected.

  9. 9
    thiajok
    Posted March 17, 2011 at 11:05 am

    That’s right–hate him because he’s a liberal, not because he’s a douchebag to his kid.

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