All The New Potential Beverly Hills Housewives

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By Nads | | 3:02 pm | 3 Comments
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The newest Beverly Hills Housewives rumor is that Heidi Montag wants to join the cast. You know what I say to that? Bullsh*t. Heidi is just lobbying to get her sorry ass on the Housewives to get PR. They’ll NEVER put her on that show. And let’s say they did, the other women would eat her alive for breakfast.

I think they’re probably just meeting with people as backup cast members in case some of our current Housewives drop out. Plus, Heidi doesn’t know how to be “real” without a beated outline. Heidi, go back to your cave that you’ve been hiding in, and spin off into oblivion. Please, and thank you!

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

3 Comments

  1. 1
    Wilma Fingherdu
    Posted February 9, 2011 at 4:13 pm

    ACK! Heidi would ruin the Really Real Realosity of the Housewives franchise with her phony self! Unless Bravo put her on the RHO New Jersey, where we could wait patiently for the very moment Theresa Guidice gets fed up and pounds the living hell out of Heidi…
    **sigh!**
    Reality heaven!!

  2. 2
    proda
    Posted February 9, 2011 at 8:26 pm

    There is no way Lisa and her buddies would accept Heidi and spencer as cohorts. NO WAY this is just more of the two of them promoting themselves. go away speidi, damn it , just go away!

  3. 3
    Alison Z
    Posted February 9, 2011 at 8:59 pm

    Oh please NO!! If this happens I am pretty sure that no one will ever watch this franchise again!! I am sure Taylor would be frothing at the mouth will all that plastic that is in Heidi’s body. Please no! Don’t let that happen! I heard on the Wendy Williams show yesterday that NY was so boring that, that is one of the reasons it is not going to be on at the end of the month, also that Jill called Camelle and asked her to come and “stay” with her…Cam=drama, and we all know how much Jill likes DRAMA!

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