Allison Dubois: A New Brand Of Crazy

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   sarcasatire
   Posted February 16, 2011 at 11:41 am

   Faye Resnick is a beyotch. It was so clear that she started the whole drama during the Dinner from Hell and of course, only Kim was astute even to point that out. “Faye, you started it!” Kyle was also exposed as a liar..she said during the reunion that she had the naked pics of Camille on her BB, but it was actually Faye, who stepped into the damn limo talking about showing those naked pics before they even arrived at Camille’s house. Naturally, she waited until after the meal to show them, not out of politeness, but because she needed a bigger audience.

   And Camille was right, Faye came there gearing up for a fight. Once she got Allison riled up, though, Faye played the demure kitten role, but all Allison wanted to do that night was drown her sorrows in that martini glass and smoke her electronic cigarette. They baited her and taunted her (“shall I whip out my credit card?” or “If Camille didn’t tell you what happened then you aren’t really friends!”) and Allison fell right into the trap..making herself look like the biggest fool of them all.
   I can be a bit like that sometimes…someone keeps pushing and pushing me until I explode and tongue lash them with my snarkily witty repartee. But I never bring the crazy that Allison brought..then again, I’m not an angry drunk. (I’m a sleepy one)

   ALso, the re-editing shows that Camille really was trying to shush Allison up..the older episode it looked like she sat at the head of the table, giddy that everyone was fighting. At least this time we saw that she was trying to calm Allison down.

   Wasn’t Kyle mean to Lisa in the car..snatching the phone and passing it to everyone else? Lisa’s body language said it all…she was almost leaning out the car window to get away from Kyle’s maniacal energy.

   Lisa’s “Faye was like a panther stalking in the woods…” comment was edited out this episode, but it seems she thought the same thing as Kim..that Faye shit-stirred up a shit storm.

   Nads, I think Camille called Faye morally corrupt in her interview, which took place after the dinner (but was shown during), when the producers told her about the limo shenanigans. That and because Faye capitalized off her best friends murder (Nicole Brown Simpson) by writing a tell all and exposing Nicole as a bisexual cokehead. Some friend! What a way to honor the dead..and piggyback its cold carcass to infamy.

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   Jadelise
   Posted February 16, 2011 at 12:22 pm

   Are you really referring to Nicole Brown Simpson as “its cold carcass?” That is just VILE – viler than anything any one of these self-absorbed house hoes have done all season.

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   2muchbravo
   Posted February 16, 2011 at 1:30 pm

   Faye may have been Kyle’s foil but Camille did the exact same thing by having Alison there to do her bidding. She knew Alison got mouthier with alcohol so what did she do? She made sure Miss Medium got plenty of alcohol down her gullet. They both made some verbal volleys but it was Camille’s dinner and ultimately it was Camille’s job, as a classy Beverly Hills hostess, to reign in the chaos when she saw it going horribly awry and change the topic. I don’t care what Faye may have said or done in her past, Alison is a deplorable person and acted like a fifteen year old kid.

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   Mimo
   Posted February 16, 2011 at 1:34 pm

   I never saw the original dinner from hell, so just read about it here. But, during the reunion show, when Kyle was taking Camille to task for calling Faye morally corrupt and espousing the view that soft core porn was a whole lot worse than a tasteful spread in Playboy, I turned to my husband (who doesn’t admit to watching it – he’s just in the room keeping me company) and said, “She’s right, but writing a horrible book trashing someone who was supposed to be your best friend and was just murdered, all for the sake of fame, is a hell of a lot worse.” You know, I probably wouldn’t be friends with Camille, but I think that somewhere we have forgotten that Kelsey cheated on her. And it was very public and very exposed. I don’t care how bad Camille is, (and I’m still not convinced she’s as bad as portrayed) you don’t like it anymore, you’re tired of it, you leave. You don’t leave, promising to be back and find someone else. That’s not right no matter who it is. And, if Kelsey hadn’t found someone else, there’s not a doubt in my mind he would still be married to Camille.

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   sarcasatire
   Posted February 16, 2011 at 2:20 pm

   Jadelise..I was speaking sarcastically of honoring the dead in general, by smearing them and using them to get ahead. Yea, probably not the most tasteful way to put it…but I still believe that I’m less morally corrupt than Faye is. Know THAT.

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   MtnMama
   Posted February 16, 2011 at 6:59 pm

   Anyone else reminded of the lions and slaves in the Coliseum, with the Roman emperor and thousands cheering on the carnage?

   Camille’s an asshole – her quiet shushing to Allison was usually followed by a big (sometimes small) smile at the one-liners Allison was tossing out. Kyle’s lion might have taken the first bite but Camille’s lion was more than willing to fight to the death and slurp up the spoils.

   A new brand of crazy indeed. I might just watch a show with Allison and Faye as the dueling reality leads. But, alas, they will never fulfill me emotionally.

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   Pixielated
   Posted February 16, 2011 at 8:45 pm

   I have nothing against people posing nude, but Resnick did it do cash in on the brutal murder of someone who was supposedly her friend. And as I remember, there were all sorts of stories of lesbian trysts with Nicole as well. That IS morally bankrupt. Just posing nude isn’t (IMO).

   If Medium hadn’t been canceled, I bet Patricia Arquette would have quit out of pure shame of having to play a character with the name Allison Dubois. Maybe her character could have gone into witness protection and changed her name.

   Do you think Allison was smoking something other than an electronic cigarette? Can you sayyyy CRACK?

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   truthsquad
   Posted February 17, 2011 at 10:39 am

   It seems like this expanded “Producer’s Cut” was designed as sort of a big “F*** You” to Allison and her claims of being done in by editing when the original episode aired. Coming on the heels of Andy’s vicious albeit hilarous response to Heidi Montag’s claim to be joining the cast shows that challenging Miss Andy publicly is quite foolish and risky! Kitty has claws!

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   Pixielated
   Posted February 17, 2011 at 3:43 pm

   It was the pinnacle of irony when Andy called Heidi “trash.” His entire network is trash and so is he. Which one of the housewives ISN’T trash? Or, if not trash, trashy?

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    Robinez
    Posted February 17, 2011 at 3:53 pm

    I don’t think Lisa is trash or trashy. The rest..? Point well taken.

    TC, Robin

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    Stewinberri
    Posted February 17, 2011 at 6:55 pm

    Although Adrienne enjoys wearing her high end “Tart Couture”, I find her to be a class act. No pun intended.

    Nads you are right. Allison Dubois, the Dinner Party from Hell with the zingers coming from both camps, will become part of reality tv lore. Know That! It just doesn’t get any better.

    Oh and who needs friends to have your back when puffing on an electric cigarette can convey so much ‘tude? For my next business meeting, I think I’ll take one, along with my Joan Crawford “don’t fuck with me fellas” Pepsico board meeting persona. I’m always ready to pull that out.

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    Robinez
    Posted February 17, 2011 at 7:22 pm

    ooo I forgot about Adrienne, Stewinberri. Yes, class act indeed. At least from what we have seen on screen. She is probably a ball buster in the boardroom. heh, maybe in the bedroom too. One never know’s, I mean, how many times per month can a kid break his father’s nose ?

    Don’t ask me what freaky shit they do that causes broken noses. It is none of my buisiness.

    TC, Robin

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    sarcasatire
    Posted February 17, 2011 at 8:16 pm

    Adrienne dresses sexily but doesn’t really exude sensuality or sexuality, much in the manner that Kyle or Kim does. She does strike me as a little frigid. “Not tonight, Paul, c’mon get off.” lol

    I was on Stoopid Housewives site and they had a chat session with Lisa (or maybe the pasted in a chat session from another site, I forget) and when someone asked her about Adrienne, Lisa made a weird comment. She said, “She’s really smart. A bit too sharp for me though.”

    What could she have meant by that?