Amanda Bynes Goal: To Be 100 lbs! Skinny Bitch For Life.

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By Nads | Friday, February 15, 2013 | 1:56 pm | 10 Comments
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Amanda Bynes did a “25 Things You Don’t Know About Me” article for Us Weekly, and a lot of it was pretty standard, and dumb…except for the fact she wants to be 100lbs! 

Number fifteen on her list: 

15. I moved to New York City and I love it! I lost 4 lbs. since I moved. I’m 121 lbs — my goal is 100 lbs.

Um, Chick (that’s her nickname, I found out from #7 on her list) is 5’8″, and can’t afford to lose any more weight. Way to be a great role model for young girls, Amanda. While you’re at it, why don’t you jot down #25-50 of your list…I’d love to hear what’s on your mind.

26. I love being lame

27. I’m going to try to be bulimic, because eating is for quitters. 

28. I aspire to be a role model for young girls by showing them how amazing image complexes are!

29. I still love being lame.

30. I can’t count higher than 30.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

10 Comments

  1. 1
    lindaw205
    Posted February 15, 2013 at 2:03 pm

    Is she the one who “retired” from acting?

  2. 2
    Nads
    Posted February 15, 2013 at 2:05 pm

    yeah…ha. she’s so lame.

  3. 3
    plockness monster plockness monster
    Posted February 15, 2013 at 2:40 pm

    I am betting she said that for attention. That skank has to do something to stay relevant.

  4. 4
    captain-save-uh-hoe
    Posted February 15, 2013 at 2:41 pm

    She’s mentally ill right? I’m not saying that to be snarky…. but I mean, clearly, something’s not all there lately with her. It’s sad she refuses to get the help she so desperately appears to need.

  5. 5
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted February 15, 2013 at 3:15 pm

    The rest of the stuff on the list is pretty much a hot mess as well.

    I want to pray for her, but I’m afraid Jesus will laugh. :(

  6. 6
    labowner
    Posted February 15, 2013 at 3:17 pm

    Is this the same chick that cried to Obama about her license or something?

    Is she trying out for the part of skeletor? 100lbs?

  7. 7
    Clair Clair
    Posted February 15, 2013 at 3:38 pm

    I clicked the US Weekly link (against my better judgement) and I’d like to know how this:

    5. Rag and Bone makes the best jeans.

    Is something I don’ t know about HER?

  8. 8
    georgiababe
    Posted February 15, 2013 at 6:13 pm

    @labowner – Yes, you are right. Amanda Bynes IS the actress who was caught drinking and driving, charged with a DUI and then pleaded with Obama on Twitter to give her her license back because she claims she was innocent.

    She’s got problems, I feel sorry for her.

  9. 9
    zerocool0019
    Posted February 16, 2013 at 8:00 am

    Hey if she keeps on the drugs she’ll make her goal weight in no time.

  10. 10
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted February 19, 2013 at 11:54 am

    She’s next to be on Celebrity Rehab. Dollars to donuts.

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