Amanda Bynes Update: Oh, She Hit A Car

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By Nads | Friday, September 14, 2012 | 8:49 am | 22 Comments
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Amanda Bynes was at it again!! That little girl was out driving her car last night when she gave another car a love tap. TMZ is reporting that no damage was done, and the drivers didn’t even exchange information–but the point is SHE WAS DRIVING!!! How has this little girl lost such touch with reality? Everyone knows she has a suspended license, the paparazzi is clearly following her, and yet she’s still out driving! She needs to be Britney Speared and put under conservatorship. If not, someone needs to padlock her car, and shackle her to her house. 

Honestly, I’m shocked she has so much motivation to go out and drive with all the weed she’s smoking. You’d think she’s sit around all day and watch the Food Network at the rate she’s blazing at.

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22 Comments

  1. 1
    OutHouseCat
    Posted September 14, 2012 at 9:37 am

    This bitch. Giving a bad name to stoners everywhere. Stay home and eat Doritos like everybody else, idiot!

  2. 2
    labowner
    Posted September 14, 2012 at 10:06 am

    Again? You just can’t fix stupid some days

  3. 3
    annie Annie
    Posted September 14, 2012 at 10:12 am

    lmao housecat :P so true

    So “Amanda’s LA Bumper Car Ride 2012″ continues…..WTF, lady…….put the pipe and keys away, holy shit.

  4. 4
    Smarlo
    Posted September 14, 2012 at 10:24 am

    The only place she has any business going to is 7-11 for Slurpees and Funions!

  5. 5
    michkabibbles
    Posted September 14, 2012 at 10:28 am

    oh man, now all i want is some funyons and a slurpee. i’m not even high, it’s just lunch time.

  6. 6
    Parisi LaRoe Parisi LaRoe
    Posted September 14, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    How does she even have A CAR?

  7. 7
    Moli Moli
    Posted September 14, 2012 at 6:59 pm

    I’m soooo pissed she was the only one from that ‘generation’(but I will say Nickelodeon that remained ‘pure’, you never heard anything about her in the tabloids. I though she retired from acting a few years ago. I’m thinking she is/has been through some type of real life situation i.e. break-up, that has caused this dramatic change in behavior.

  8. 8
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted September 14, 2012 at 8:20 pm

    Funyons and grape soda…a stoners dream…

  9. 9
    Moli Moli
    Posted September 14, 2012 at 9:16 pm

    @classsy…gummy bears,water and Munchos(still Lay’s a product)

  10. 10
    georgiababe
    Posted September 14, 2012 at 11:01 pm

    @Moli – She did “retire” (as in, she announced on Twitter that she was quitting acting) but then I believe that she took it back a little while later.

  11. 11
    Clare S
    Posted September 15, 2012 at 8:45 am

    I read at TMZ that there may be something more serious than pot smoking going on. She been seen talking to and answering herself and having conversations with inanimate objects. It may be a bit more like the Britney melt down then just some really good pot, is what they are hinting at. Either way its sad to me.

  12. 12
    crockpot
    Posted September 15, 2012 at 1:27 pm

    Have all of these idiots forgotten about delivery service? Pizza, Chinese, Mexican, etc…etc. take your pick folks.

  13. 13
    maryedith
    Posted September 15, 2012 at 8:52 pm

    The people around her must be even more fucked up than she is. I mean, she must still have “people,” right? Who is even giving her access to a car?

  14. 14
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted September 15, 2012 at 9:08 pm

    @Moli: There has blind items about Amanda Bynes for years: sleeping around on set of her show with Jennie Garth, how they hated each other and amanda would walk around set naked in front of Jenni’s husband, Amanda being an escort for rich middle eastern men, etc. Lots of stories on sites like http://www.crazydaysandnights.net .

    My stoners dream is salt and vinegar chips, sour skittles, and ginger ale. Puff, puff, pass!

  15. 15
    Parisi LaRoe Parisi LaRoe
    Posted September 16, 2012 at 6:47 am

    Back in the day (8 years ago), it was Pepsi Edge and only because it was in my fridge in my apartment. Now, if I even smoke, it is Reese’s Big Cups and Diet Pepsi. Oh, I want some now….

  16. 16
    mere2142
    Posted September 17, 2012 at 6:13 am

    This whole Amanda Bynes thing has pissed off Lindsay. She’s taken to twitter asking why she went to jail for what she did but a certain ‘Nickelodeon’ star hasn’t gone to jail…yet.

    And yes I am embarrassed that I follow LiLo on twitter but some of these idiots are just too delusional not to follow.

  17. 17
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted September 17, 2012 at 6:17 am

    ^@Mere you just beat me to it and if anyone wants to follow someone who is crass but will awesomely call out the Lohans, Bines and Kardashians of the world say hello to @JennyJohnsonHi5

  18. 18
    mere2142
    Posted September 17, 2012 at 9:09 am

    @ Gypsy…haha! That’s awesome.

    ‘You committed way for crimes. You win!’

  19. 19
    michkabibbles
    Posted September 17, 2012 at 10:09 am

    just read about the lindsay thing as well-probably has something to do with her DUIs, high speed car chases and kidnapping charges. amanda bynes is a basket case, but i don’t think she’s actually been convicted of anything yet. although her car was actually impounded (a cop finally ran her license when he pulled her over-how can they not know who she is by this time?).

  20. 20
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted September 19, 2012 at 5:10 am

    Oh dear…Now Lindsay has been arrested. AGAIN! I wonder if this is a probation violation.

  21. 21
    caligal
    Posted September 19, 2012 at 7:24 am

    “I’m a bigger fuck up!”
    “No, you’re not! I am!”

  22. 22
    Richie
    Posted November 5, 2012 at 4:05 am

    I believe she is going thru a rough time, time has caught up with the way she was in the past she wasn’t her self, she had to act she finally feels free and is been her self ….. a bitch lol.

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