Amanda Bynes Wants Drake To Murder Her V*gina

19 Comments

1. 1
   Chicken Lips
   Posted March 22, 2013 at 11:17 am

   I don’t get it. Why would she advertise for a hit man on Twitter? Only stupid hit men advertise themselves as hit men. You have to be more subtle when looking for a murderer. Guess her vagina lives to see another day.

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   whoochile
   Posted March 22, 2013 at 11:29 am

   so who is drake? my first guess was drake from nicolodean’s drake and josh (or is it josh and drake?) if she tweeting about him that makes me laugh a lot

3. 3
   sheesh
   Posted March 22, 2013 at 12:28 pm

   @Chicken Lips…
   Voting that for best in comments!

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   CrazyTrain
   Posted March 22, 2013 at 12:40 pm

   Drake is from the new Degrassi LOL He’s some kind of serious rapper now

5. 5
   whoochile
   Posted March 22, 2013 at 12:41 pm

   degrassi??? f’ing bad ass

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   chaosbutterfly
   Posted March 22, 2013 at 1:56 pm

   He was a basketball star in Degrassi and then he got shot by this deranged kid and landed in a wheelchair and sunk into depression because he couldn’t get it up due to his paralysis.
   I think he got better in the end though.

   Now he raps and tries to pretend like he didn’t grow up on the mean streets of an exclusive neighborhood in the rough and tumble country of Canada.

7. 7
   TheMiki
   Posted March 22, 2013 at 2:29 pm

   Drake is responsible for YOLO. He and Amanda’s vagina clearly deserve each other.

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   the_spiral
   Posted March 22, 2013 at 3:04 pm

   The_spiral approves of this tweet. I would love it if Drake murdered Amanda Bynes’ vagina and then Amanda slaughtered Drake’s penis so neither of them could reproduce.

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   whoochile
   Posted March 22, 2013 at 4:22 pm

   amen spiral
   annnd my code is hobby-horse, interesting…

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    sarcasatire
    Posted March 22, 2013 at 8:11 pm

    I remember this line from a reggae song in the late 80′s/early 90′s. Something like, “Me gwan murder some pu**y hole. Ya dun know.” I remember because I would listen to this kind of music out in the open due to the fact that my parents had no idea what was being said. But let Tevin Campbell say something about wanting to ‘do you afterschool like some homework.’ Banned.

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    annie
    Posted March 23, 2013 at 12:34 pm

    Amanda hasn’t tweeted anything since……maybe Drake realy did MURDER HER VAGINA?!??!! Or, she’s in the ICU somewhere with (at the very least) Aggravated Battery Vagina.

    Seriously, what the fuck?

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    Aunt Dorsey
    Posted March 23, 2013 at 5:50 pm

    @whoochile said: so who is drake? my first guess was drake from nicolodean’s drake and josh (or is it josh and drake?) if she tweeting about him that makes me laugh a lot

    I’m thinking she wants a male duck to stick up there. Why? Who knows.

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    whoochile
    Posted March 23, 2013 at 6:00 pm

    ha! THAT makes me laugh aunt dorsey!

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    smarlo
    Posted March 24, 2013 at 8:55 am

    my thoughts are she’s doing all this for attention and to amuse herself. she’s not looney, just bored!

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    Gypsy
    Posted March 24, 2013 at 4:37 pm

    https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&gs_rn=7&gs_ri=psy-ab&gs_mss=samuel+L+jackson+say+y&tok=SciwBuERCbndEupOAJstSg&cp=25&gs_id=2s&xhr=t&q=samuel+l+jackson+say+yolo+again&bav=on.2,or.r_cp.r_qf.&bvm=bv.44158598,d.dmg&biw=1093&bih=517&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=1IlPUerbHpi84AOZuIG4DA#imgrc=xb0J3fuWzwP59M%3A%3BGxUer93DoQh4cM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Ff.kulfoto.com%252Fpic%252F0001%252F0021%252FPXQQ320213.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.kulfoto.com%252Ffunny-pictures%252F20213%252Fsay-yolo-again-say-it%3B490%3B640

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    plockness monster
    Posted March 25, 2013 at 11:58 am

    Hehe, Gyp!

    The saying “YOLO” makes me hate teenagers. Drake didn’t invent anything new, just a new way of saying “Carpe diem,” which IMO, sounds way cooler than “YOLO.”

    And while I am on the subject of hating things, watching white people do the “Harlem Shake” makes me momentarily hate white people.

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    BellicoseBaby
    Posted March 25, 2013 at 3:31 pm

    Mom and Dad must be so proud

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    JimbobJones
    Posted March 25, 2013 at 10:59 pm

    Wait, if he murders her vagina, how will she make any money?

    Does she have vagina insurance that doesn’t pay out if it’s a suicide?

    And at this point, isn’t her vagina so disease-filled that it’d be more accurate to call it “euthanasia”?

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    Classy Drunk
    Posted March 26, 2013 at 6:03 am

    @Sarcas…best Tevin Campbell song EVER!!!!