Amber Portwood: To The Slammer She Goes!

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By Nads | Monday, December 19, 2011 | 5:15 pm | 9 Comments
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Amber Portwood’s ass was thrown in jail today. It’s unclear why they issued the warrant for her arrest today of all days, but they did. She’s expected to face the judge on January 13th where her fate will be determined. But for now, she’ll be singing “Little Drummer Boy” from the jailhouse this holiday season!

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

9 Comments

  1. 1
    yummy
    Posted December 19, 2011 at 5:19 pm

    I will never get tired of that photo. I just love how frightened Gary looks, hahaha

  2. 2
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted December 19, 2011 at 5:50 pm

    She violated her parole. Obviously, she needs Lindsay’s lawyer.

  3. 3
    nads
    Posted December 19, 2011 at 6:58 pm

    Totes!

  4. 4
    notwithoutmytv
    Posted December 19, 2011 at 7:08 pm

    Where is spending her time in the hole? If she’s in California, they have drive-thru booking for nonviolent offenders. You don’t even have to get out of the car, and they count the time you spent in the drive-thru line as time served.

  5. 5
    dizzygirl
    Posted December 19, 2011 at 9:07 pm

    I don’t think she is here in Cali….

  6. 6
    dizzygirl
    Posted December 19, 2011 at 9:08 pm

    Amber is currently being booked at Madison County Jail in Indiana — where she’s now expected to spend the holidays.

    per TMZ

  7. 7
    Robin Robinez
    Posted December 19, 2011 at 9:35 pm

    The criminals in Indiana need to make a concerted effort to commit more crimes so there will be a backlog like in Ca. and they can get out sooner. I can’t believe it hasn’t occured to them.

  8. 8
    hot cawfee
    Posted December 20, 2011 at 5:32 am

    aaahhhhh— that picture–rofl!!!!!
    This child is a mess—I am waxing optimistic that she will get some help there—that of course is Dr. Drew latching on.
    And may I just say the genetics are wild– those mongrels produced a pretty baby. Leah–Auntie Cawfee is starting your college fund.

  9. 9
    considerthis
    Posted December 20, 2011 at 7:35 am

    Amber is mentally ill period.

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