Amber Portwood: It’s The Small Victories That Count

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By Nads | | 4:03 pm | 3 Comments
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Teen Mom star Amber Portwood passed her drug test!! That means she doesn’t have to go to a halfway house and can move in with her grandparents full-time. It’s the small victories I guess…

Amber’s mom told E! News“Amber is so happy and relieved that she won’t have to live at the halfway house. And now she will get to spend more time with her daughter, which is what this was all about anyway.” — Right…because we all learned how she was all about her daughter on Teen Mom.

If it was all about her daughter she wouldn’t have beaten the crap out of her baby daddy in front of her daughter, or have done drugs…I mean, unless she was parenting the scared straight route…

 

 

 

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

3 Comments

  1. 1
    considerthis
    Posted February 23, 2012 at 5:12 pm

    Amber and Janelle should team up for a new MTV sitcom – 2 broke stoned girls.

  2. 2
    WaffleBoy
    Posted February 23, 2012 at 6:36 pm

    Man, I hate to be a Debbie Downer, but if she’s happy and relieved to pass a drug test, that doesn’t bode well for long term sobriety. The Good news is her Mee-Maw might be getting her crafting room back sooner then she thought!

  3. 3
    hot cawfee
    Posted February 24, 2012 at 6:13 am

    fist pump to Amber P but yes Waffle–this is a mere of of many drug tests she will be taking.
    @considerthis– rofl– I would totally watch that !!!

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