America’s Next Top Model Launches A Perfume

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By Nads | Monday, October 31, 2011 | 12:00 pm | 5 Comments
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AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL

America’s Next Top Model is launching it’s own perfume, Dreams Come True. Supposedly the perfume is supposed to smell like what the contestants think “success smells like”…did that make sense?

I’d be very afraid to smell what these girls think is the scent of success. I’d imagine it’s a cross between daddy issues, clear heels, candy apple, with undertones of insecurity.

Dreams Come True is supposed to hit Target stores this January.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

5 Comments

  1. 1
    straighttohell
    Posted October 31, 2011 at 5:46 pm

    Target. Ooooh, high fashion indeed! It shall take its rightful place of honor next to Beyonce and Britney’s fragrances!!

  2. 2
    Fan-Ann
    Posted October 31, 2011 at 8:42 pm

    A wonderful opportunity to smell both cheap and desperate. Do you think it doubles as an emetic?

  3. 3
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted October 31, 2011 at 10:14 pm

    I’m surprised La Banks wouldn’t have this in place in time for the end of All-Stars and the holiday season.

  4. 4
    kczar
    Posted November 1, 2011 at 6:02 am

    I agree about the timing. The perfume was mentioned in the last episode so it would make sense to launch it immediately after the finale of the show. The winner is supposed to be the face of the perfume. So have fun staring at Haggis (Lisa) in the display. *shudder*

  5. 5
    Mila
    Posted November 2, 2011 at 1:50 am

    “Dreams come true” is so much worse than “Honeyblood” AND “Bunnyblood”

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