Ricky Gervais isn’t hosting the Globes this year! You know what they say: suck at the Globes once, blame the Hollywood Foreign Press’ shitty grasp of the English language. Suck at the Globes twice, blame the open bar and the too drunk to care Hollywood Foreign Press. Suck at the Globes three times, the Hollywood Foreign Press eez agtually teenkeen you mide be goot! Suck at the Globes four times…wait. Hollywood Foreign Press got so drunk last year that they forgot to invite you back YOU FILTHY AMERICAN PEEEEG!
Point is, this year Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are taking over!! They should be a hell of a lot funnier, if, unfortunately, nicer. I was half kidding while using the word “suck” in the above paragraph. There were a lot of complaints about Gervais, but his complete and utter respect for the idiot celebs in the room won me over immediately. I understand that three plus hours of uncomfortable tension isn’t for everyone, but it’s why I look forward to the holidays and Ricky Gervais in anything.
I will never forget him getting the death stare from that blowhard George Clooney. So this is a messy post because I’m half thrilled and half depressed. Kinda like I always am. Check out the preview Fey and Poehler taped below and tell me what you guys think. Are you gonna miss Ricky or is it time for a more positive outlook?