An Ex-NFL Cheerleader Tried To Get It On With A 12-Year-Old. Gross.

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By Nads | Thursday, March 21, 2013 | 10:18 am | 12 Comments
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Ex-Tennessee Titans cheerleader, Elizabeth Garner is being accused of grabbing a 12-year-old boy’s penis over his pants and then trying to remove them to perform oral sex on him. I guess she followed the 12-year-old to the bathroom at a party and asked him if he’d ever been with a woman. Now, I don’t know why she was at the party–I’m assuming she was there because she knew someone (or has a kid?), in any case, the boy told his mom and Elizabeth got arrested. Elizabeth said she was drunk and confused him with an adult. Dude! Kim Richards wouldn’t have even mistaken that in her drunkest state. Lame excuse. I don’t know how this ex-pom pomer is going to get away clean…she says she’s innocent, but she’s definitely not the MILF she thinks she is…STRANGER DANGER!!!! So gross!

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12 Comments

  1. 1
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted March 21, 2013 at 10:37 am

    Where’s Chris Hanson and his camera crew when it’s time to catch a female predator?

  2. 2
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted March 21, 2013 at 11:04 am

    If she thought he was a man, then why would she ask him if he’s ever been with a woman? *side eye*
    Situations like this are what the Fifth Amendment was created for, because there’s no really logical or believable explanation for this, other than she just wanted some prepubescent peen with her nasty self.

  3. 3
    considerthis
    Posted March 21, 2013 at 11:19 am

    Hey Liz – Mary Kay Latourneau called she’s pissed you stole her act.
    They must throw some wild ass parties in TN?

    Didn’t some Bengals cheerleader bang a boy too?

  4. 4
    NikkiHughes
    Posted March 21, 2013 at 11:33 am

    HOW EMBARRASSING!!! :O

  5. 5
    labowner
    Posted March 21, 2013 at 12:01 pm

    Thank you Consider. I knew there was a story involving a cheerleader, but wasn’t she found innocent?

  6. 6
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted March 21, 2013 at 12:06 pm

    Gimme a B…

    Gimme an O…

    Gimme a Y…

    ‘Cause I’m drunk and stupid, that’s why.

  7. 7
    Clair Clair
    Posted March 21, 2013 at 12:39 pm

    I read this on TMZ and I have no idea who she is. Is she a famous cheerleader?

  8. 8
    Faye
    Posted March 21, 2013 at 2:22 pm

    @Clair – she is now!

    I think the other cheering skank was suing Shane Lamas husband for posting stories on his website thedirty.com about her tickling some minor’s Elmo

  9. 9
    the_spiral
    Posted March 22, 2013 at 3:06 pm

    Throw her nasty old ass under the jail with all the other pedos.

  10. 10
    hot cawfee
    Posted March 23, 2013 at 7:48 am

    Good Lord—- this is …………wrong. So gross, nasty, base and wrong.
    What will her lawyer’s defense be????? She wasn’t wearing her glasses and could not see how young he was? He came on to her? Even better her beer glasses made her think he was 21?
    Then of course we must mention the “She is too pretty to be in jail” — must always toss in the Deborah Lefarve qualifier.

  11. 11
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted March 23, 2013 at 9:21 am

    Well, hey..at least she wasn’t a teacher. They seem to think they have carte blanche on the penis pulling racket. Way to let them know the market is NOT cornered! (But that 12 year old was.)

  12. 12
    Yeknom
    Posted March 26, 2013 at 3:14 pm

    She’s lucky that mother only reported her to the police. I would have beat the shit outta her and THEN called the police.

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