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It’s just another Snooki Monday…
Snooki’s book, A Shore Thing comes out this week, and The NY Post posted some lines from her big novel. Here they are:
“He had an okay body. Not fat at all. And naturally toned abs. She could pour a shot of tequila down his belly and slurp it out of his navel without getting splashed in the face.”
“Yum. Johnny Hulk tasted like fresh gorilla.”
“Any juicehead will get some nut shrinkage. And bacne. They fly into a ‘roid rage, it is a ‘road’ ‘roid rage.”
“Gia danced around a little, shaking her peaches for show. She shook it hard. Too hard. In the middle of a shimmy, her stomach cramped. A fart slipped out. A loud one. And stinky.”
“Gia had never before been in jail. It wasn’t nearly as gritty and disgusting as she’d seen on TV prison shows. The Seaside Heights drunk tank — on a weekday afternoon — was as clean and quiet as a church.”
“I love food. I love drinking, boys, dancing until my feet swell. I love my family, my friends, my job, my boss. And I love my body, especially the badonk.”
It looks like Snooki is following the Lauren Conrad/MTV model to fame. I love that she’s an author now. She’s like Danielle Steel for Guidettes.
I can’t wait to ready A Shore Thing, sounds like it’s going to be some amazing bathroom reading.