And So The Rachel Uchitel Drama Begins…

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By Nads | | 9:09 am | 2 Comments
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*Nov 30 - 00:05*

It was only the first day of filming Celebrity Rehab 4 when Slutty McSlutterson, Rachel Uchitel quit. She ran away from the Pasadena recover center yelling, “I quit!” Allegedly she couldn’t take the heat, and face her problems, so she ran away to a nice hotel, and I’m sure had a pill cocktail party.

They’re reporting that she agreed to go back, but just needed a some time away…oh, and I’m sure that the half million dollar contract didn’t hurt either. Looks like Dr. Drew will be earning his money this season, as it sounds like it’s going to be super dramatic. Rachel Uchitel is Heidi Fleiss all over again, but with tighter skin, and better hair. She sounds like a dramatic mess…but I guess the important thing is sobriety, right?

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

2 Comments

  1. 1
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted July 28, 2010 at 9:24 am

    See, I thought she was just a taller Carrie-Anne.

  2. 2
    Phish Phiend
    Posted July 28, 2010 at 9:30 am

    *I* am still trying to wrap my brain around how she is considered a “celebrity” – while obviously the “Celebrity” aspect of Celebrity Rehab is extremely loose, the only reason anyone knows this girl is because she is a gold-digging, fish-lipped whore. That does not a celebrity make.

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