And The Winners Are…

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By Nads | | 12:05 am | 15 Comments
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The Golden Globes came and went. If you didn’t get to watch it, and don’t feel like watching it on your DVR, let me save you some time…

Basically The Social Network dominated the awards show, Glee took top TV honors, Natalie Portman won for Best Actress in a Drama for Black Swan (which I’m so happy about), and Ricky Gervais did a great job hosting. No real surprises, and nothing in particular to report.

Here are the winners:

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Best Picture, Drama: “The Social Network.”

Best Picture, Musical or Comedy: “The Kids Are All Right.”

Best Actor, Drama: Colin Firth, “The King’s Speech.”

Best Actress, Drama: Natalie Portman, “Black Swan.”

Best Director: David Fincher, “The Social Network.”

Best Actress, Musical or Comedy: Annette Bening, “The Kids Are All Right.”

Best Actor, Musical or Comedy: Paul Giamatti, “Barney’s Version.”

Best Supporting Actor: Christian Bale, “The Fighter.”

Best Supporting Actress: Melissa Leo, “The Fighter.”

Best Foreign Language: “In a Better World.”

Best Animated Film: “Toy Story 3.”

Best Screenplay: Aaron Sorkin, “The Social Network.”

Best Original Score: “The Social Network.”

Best Original Song: “You Haven’t Seen the Last of Me,” (written by Diane Warren), “Burlesque.”

TELEVISION:

Best Series, Drama: “Boardwalk Empire,” HBO.

Best Actor, Drama: Steve Buscemi, “Boardwalk Empire.”

Best Actress, Drama: Katey Sagal, “Sons of Anarchy.”

Best Series, Musical or Comedy: “Glee,” Fox.

Best Actor, Musical or Comedy: Jim Parsons, “The Big Bang Theory.”

Best Actress, Musical or Comedy: Laura Linney, “The Big C.”

Best Miniseries or Movie: “Carlos,” Sundance Channel.

Best Actress, Miniseries or Movie: Claire Danes, “Temple Grandin.”

Best Actor, Miniseries or Movie: Al Pacino, “You Don’t Know Jack.”

Best Supporting Actress, Series, Miniseries or Movie: Jane Lynch, “Glee.”

Best Supporting Actor, Series, Miniseries or Movie: Chris Colfer, “Glee.”

Here’s Ricky’s hilarious opening:

About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

15 Comments

  1. 1
    Posted January 17, 2011 at 4:15 am

    Great job, Ricky! Take no prisoners!! I hope his bodyguard was strong! :D

    Didn’t watch the show either, so thanks for the post! Now I want to know about fashion, who was the worst dressed?!

  2. 2
    Posted January 17, 2011 at 5:07 am

    I was so happy The Portman won. I was hoping for Kunis and Black Swan to sweep but alas, I guess they didn’t. Oh well.

    Thanks Nads!

  3. 3
    Posted January 17, 2011 at 5:20 am

    Ricky Gervais says what others are afraid too!

  4. 4
    thiajok
    Posted January 17, 2011 at 6:37 am

    I love Ricky!

  5. 5
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted January 17, 2011 at 8:21 am

    But did you know that Natalie Portman’s grandmother gave birth to Natalie’s mother who gave birth to Natalie who is continuing this special family tradition of giving birth? And that her fiance is the best actor in the world because in the movie he said he didn’t want to sleep with her but in real life he does and she’s wearing the really ugly pink dress to prove it?

    Get a grip woman, this wasn’t your first time to the rodeo.

    And Ricky’s jokes were hilarious. In 2005.

  6. 6
    thiajok
    Posted January 17, 2011 at 9:14 am

    So…you liked “The Tourist” is what you’re saying, Vallegirl? :)

  7. 7
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted January 17, 2011 at 9:22 am

    Heh. That was the only Gervais joke I laughed at. Because Angelina looked like she wanted to throw one of her knives at him.

  8. 8
    thiajok
    Posted January 17, 2011 at 9:30 am

    LOLOL. I didn’t get to watch it since I’m not paying D-TV extra money per month to provide local networks and I simply don’t have enough power outlets left to use the digital box I bought like an idiot. But, boy did he apparently piss a lot of Hollywood types off, and the people who run Golden Globes are angry, too.

    I have a feeling I would have hooted my way through the show. Gervaise is sort of like Colbert–he’s gonna do what he does and best to not invite him if you don’t want to hear it.

  9. 9
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted January 17, 2011 at 12:45 pm

    On a positive note, though, I was surprised at how well Trent Reznor wears a tuxedo. Sure he was a little neckless, but overall, who would have thought he could clean up and look like someone’s dad so easily?

  10. 10
    Posted January 17, 2011 at 5:28 pm

    Ricky Gervais was (mostly) hilarious. I’m not going to feel sorry for people who get paid millions of dollars a year, get a free $30,000 dress for the evening, then get a free dinner and free hooch for a night. Oh, life is just so hard for celebrities! If they can’t take a joke and some criticism, they’re in the wrong business. Even Angelina Jolie laughed at her own nomination, for pete’s sakes.

    Yay for Natalie Portman! Her speech was way too dorkified, but girl deserved that win. Boo for Glee winning best “comedy.” The HFPA must have thought they were voting for “Most Over-Hyped,” cuz Glee? It ain’t funny, people. Modern Family was robbed.

  11. 11
    cosmonala
    Posted January 18, 2011 at 7:53 am

    You wanna talk robbed, Hynotoad? My future husband Jon Hamm was robbed, that’s who! I love Buscemi, but no one turned in a better performance than that beautiful man.

  12. 12
    Clair Clair
    Posted January 18, 2011 at 11:38 am

    I don’t watch ANY award show because there are just too many of them: Golden Globes, Academy Awards, SAG Awards, People’s Choice, Grammys, Emmys, Independent Spirit, Critics Awards, Tonys, Yadda, Blah, Ad Infinitum, Ad Nauseum….

  13. 13
    Posted January 18, 2011 at 12:12 pm

    cosmonala – I totally agree. Jon Hamm should have both an Emmy and a Golden Globe by now.

  14. 14
    jarthon jarthon
    Posted January 18, 2011 at 2:45 pm

    I’m just super glad Chris Colfer won. He totally deserved it. And @Hpynotoad its comedy or musical, which easily makes Glee the frontrunner for the category.

  15. 15
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted January 18, 2011 at 2:58 pm

    Because if you’re moderately good at both halves you beat out a show that is the best in only one half?

    And I think Eric Stonestreet’s sung and I know he’s danced on the show, because that’s how you make the horsey go. Can that qualify Modern Family as a musical comedy?

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