Anderson Kicks Human Barbie Off His Stage

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By Nads | Thursday, May 24, 2012 | 11:40 am | 11 Comments
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Anderson got as Jerry Springer as he could by kicking the “Human Barbie” off his stage. He had a woman by the name of Sarah Burge (aka The Human Barbie) on his show and began questioning her on why she gives her 15-year-old botox. Her answer? So her daughter won’t sweat on stage…

My favorite hard hitting question: What’s wrong with a 15-year-old sweating?

Human Barbie said: Not on the stage, You don’t see Beyonce sweating on the stage…

Well…Anderson didn’t like that answer very much…he told the woman that you do see Beyonce sweating on stage, then called the woman dreadful, which resulted in Barbs walking off. And instead of fist pumps and loud “Jerry, Jerry, Jerry” howls…Anderson got a nice golf clap. Way to keep it classy, my silver fox!

 Here’s the line of questioning:

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

11 Comments

  1. 1
    msjacqmills
    Posted May 24, 2012 at 12:05 pm

    LOVE HIM!!! ‘I just think you’re dreadful”…..he is AMAZING!

  2. 2
    KartofflMuter
    Posted May 24, 2012 at 12:22 pm

    While I have heard that some people use botox injections for a severe underarm sweating problem ,these a adults and professionals who have tried every other recourse and find the sweating not only interferes with their social life,but hinders their work. But it can’t be justified for a 15 year old any more than it can for a 5 year old who’s mother takes her to a tanning salon. IMHO.

  3. 3
    kczar
    Posted May 24, 2012 at 12:28 pm

    “I just think you’re dreadful and I honestly don’t want to talk to you anymore.” I absolutely love AC!

    Her excuse about she’d rather supervise her daughter’s Botox rather than getting it from some “voodoo witch doctor” reminds me of those parents who make excuses for having their kids drink or do drugs at home. SMH.

  4. 4
    BellicoseBaby
    Posted May 24, 2012 at 7:25 pm

    You know, we had a few Barbies laying around when I was a kid, but I never thought I should want to grow up to be one. Mostly we put naked Barbie and Ken in a potted plant for a romantic rendez-vous or we snapped off the legs and heads of various dolls to make Frankenbarbies. Those would have been some cool props for this interview.

    AC is a sexy mofo!

  5. 5
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted May 24, 2012 at 8:30 pm

    How come she doesn’t just put some Dove sensitive on there under her makeup?

  6. 6
    Sugarbush Sugarbush
    Posted May 25, 2012 at 6:34 am

    Argh! I’m so sad I’ve missed Anderson this week. He’s so much better than Oprah and far more likeable. That guy takes no bullshit. LOVE him!

  7. 7
    merry
    Posted May 25, 2012 at 7:53 am

    The fact that this Barbie-esque creature gets any press at all dismays me, but watching that gorgeous man put her down takes away nearly all the sting.

    …I’m kind of in love with Anderson Cooper. (Really, how can anyone NOT be?)

  8. 8
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted May 25, 2012 at 8:51 am

    I’m assuming she’s never been to a Beyonce concert. For one she does sweat…now it might not be alot but that’s because THERE’S A BIG ASS FAN ON HER AT ALL TIMES.

    Someone has to be the adult…that’s like believing all these rappers and singers have Bentleys. It’s for show!!!

  9. 9
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted May 25, 2012 at 9:35 am

    I wonder if he had planned to kick her off even before the show started. Dr. Phil did the same thing on his show to a guy who sold videos of homeless people doing degrading acts for which he paid them $25 each. Dr. Phil had security guards escort him out of the studio for extra dramatic effect. I mean, these people have been invited on these shows BECAUSE they are outrageous characters, so the expulsions seem contrived to me. But, Dr. Phil was way more Jerry Springeresque when he did it than Anderson Cooper. I am SURE Dr. Phil had it planned, but Cooper was much more subdued, so I can’t be sure about him.

  10. 10
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted May 25, 2012 at 9:52 am

    Cranky, nobody can be sure about Le Coop. That is part of his mystique.

    *le sigh*

  11. 11
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted May 25, 2012 at 10:05 am

    Well the lady was on the radio here in Atlanta and after what Coop did the radio personality said he wished he had the balls to kick her out of the studio because he felt just like Coop.

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