Are You There God? It’s Me Mariah

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By Nads | | 9:25 am | 0 Comments
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This Idol thing is getting out of hand. The new reports are saying that Mariah Carey is next in line to sign on as a judge. I remember reading about it a few weeks ago when her bitch husband was trying to lobby for her, but now it’s becoming a reality. I guess she’s the big “get” now, and of course our little affected Mariah would love to be on that panel, as she needs a music revival in a major way. I’m not for this new proposed panel…Randy Jackson, Steven Tyler, and Mariah Carey–It’s like Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbererrr. For the sake of the show, Mariah should just make like a butterfly, and flutter out of the picture. Nigel Lythgoe should get his ass on that panel–he’s running the show, and he has the know-how…so why not?

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

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