Arnold, Loving The Help

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By Nads | Tuesday, May 17, 2011 | 2:08 pm | 6 Comments
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The truth comes out! Arnold admit to Maria and his family that he fathered one of his ex-staffer’s children. Oy! Not positive! Arnold issued this statement, “After leaving the governor’s office I told my wife about this event, which occurred over a decade ago, I understand and deserve the feelings of anger and disappointment among my friends and family. There are no excuses and I take full responsibility for the hurt I have caused. I have apologized to Maria, my children and my family. I am truly sorry. I ask that the media respect my wife and children through this extremely difficult time. While I deserve your attention and criticism, my family does not. “

Their staffer worked for the family for twenty years before retiring, and left on good terms with the family. How did Maria NOT know about the baby? Didn’t the baby resemble Arnold at all? Wouldn’t it be kind of hard to hide a baby that looks like your boss? “Yeah, Um, Maria–I don’t know where that big baby came from with the abnormally large head that looks like me…weird, right?”

Thanks @Snootchy Bootches for the story!

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

6 Comments

  1. 1
    tvsnarkling
    Posted May 17, 2011 at 4:32 pm

    Thanks for writing what I am thinking. Maria had no idea??? I am not that stupid to think she is that stupid.

  2. 2
    mulecitybabe
    Posted May 17, 2011 at 8:12 pm

    Banging the maid and keeping it classy.

    Good job, Jerk.

  3. 3
    MtnMama
    Posted May 17, 2011 at 8:57 pm

    C’mon now. Maybe the maid’s husband was butt ugly, too! I think Maria knew he was a player who still played but not that he was keeping his love child and lover under the same roof with her. *something* made him out himself to her earlier this year when they split. I’m betting it was the maid’s husband.

    I am still stunned by the audacity he had to keep the maid not just in their employ but under the same damn roof as the rest of his family! It’s so … Kite Runner.

  4. 4
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted May 17, 2011 at 11:00 pm

    Lol @ MtnMama! Kite Runner indeed!

    I always get uncomfortable with these type of relationships. I often wonder how much of it is consensual and how much of it is a woman feeling she has to submit to the powerful and wealthy man who employs her. It’s all so…Gosford Park.

  5. 5
    soapboxx
    Posted May 17, 2011 at 11:55 pm

    Ahh yes the Sperminator, very classy indeed! Nothing like a good maid to keep the plumbing polished and running clean. How could Maria not know? I would think when the maid was 9 months along and all the other help was whispering and pointing she should have got a clue. The Kennedy curse continues.

  6. 6
    Jazzy
    Posted May 18, 2011 at 8:32 am

    Good thing he vetoed those same sex marriage bills. Otherwise the “sanctity of marriage” might have been ruined in California!

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