Arnold’s Mistress Went SWF On Maria

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By Nads | Thursday, May 19, 2011 | 3:00 pm | 6 Comments
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TMZ broke the funniest story about Arnold’s mistress. They bascially said she went Single White Female on Maria. They reported that Mildred (the mistress) wanted to look just like Maria, and would dress in her clothes and wear her jewelery. The kicker to the story is when Maria would leave the house in the morning, Mildred would knock boots with Arnold in their bed and tell Arnold that she was more of a wife to him than Maria. Ha. This story keeps getting more insane. I thought you’d all enjoy a page out of Mildred’s book today. Silly help!

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6 Comments

  1. 1
    ohralphie
    Posted May 19, 2011 at 3:29 pm

    OK, first let me say that I feel absolutely horrible for Maria Shriver and her children and that Ahnold and Mildred deserve….well, each other.

    Now I have to snark just a tad. You just know that when this broke all the Hollywood trophy wives got a little more snippy and a lot more distrustful of their ‘help’. I imagine that this is the realization of Camille Grammers worst nightmares! I mean, I think it was not coincidance that the Schwarzenneggers housekeeper was one butt ugly woman. And still that didn’t stop that asshole from diddlying the maid.

  2. 2
    dee
    Posted May 19, 2011 at 3:48 pm

    Did those giant gazongas of hers mean he paid for her to have a boob job? Look, he is a seriously ugly man and she pretty much equals him in the looks department so I don’t see the problem in the matchup there. He’d hit anything female within a 10 mile radius. Ugh. You just know people were paid off until he got out of the governor’s office. What a joke.

  3. 3
    PlathAddict PlathAddict
    Posted May 19, 2011 at 6:29 pm

    This whole thing reminds me of that line from Kindergarten Cop:
    “Today, boys and girls; we are going to play a little game. Who is your daddy and what does he do?”

  4. 4
    PlathAddict PlathAddict
    Posted May 19, 2011 at 6:30 pm

    I’ll never think of that movie in the same way again.

  5. 5
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted May 19, 2011 at 7:01 pm

    I’m all for putting the homewrecker on blast but I feel bad about showing the face of a minor. He’s an innocent party..none of this is his fault.

    That said, he looks like AHnold. Now, please, pixelate the wibble baby! :)

  6. 6
    Stewinberri
    Posted May 19, 2011 at 8:17 pm

    I am sorry for all the children inadvertently involved in this shitfest. Patty and Arnold=pigs of the same pen. Those two are disgusting.

    Maria, Maria, Maria, I guess now you believe all those women who accused Arnie of making unwanted sexual advances. Guess he thought they would eventually give in, as he did with the irresistable Patty.

    I too am saddened to see little Arnie’s face. Unfortunately, it was going to happen sooner or later. This story is just too juicy.

    Poor kid, he has two assholes for parents.

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