As If The Salahis Weren’t In Enough Trouble

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By Nads | | 9:08 am | 6 Comments
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The Salahis are under investigation, again–this time for something new…Remember last week’s boring episode when Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum got a police escort to Paul’s lame party where Tareq launched a champagne cork into Lynda’s butt? Well, the production company incorrectly edited in a Washington D.C. Metropolitan Police car, when they were in fact escorted by the U.S. Park Police. No big deal, right? Wrong, the Salahis hadn’t obtained any permits, and the Park Police was out of its parameters, which basically means the Salahis, and and someone on the U.S. Park Police force is in deep sh*t.

I swear doing a reality show is the worst thing for con-artists…do they really think they won’t get caught? Apparently so…the worst part about all of this is that I watch D.C. just to see the trainwreck Salahis. I can’t stand them, but they’re the most interesting people on the show because they’re so hateable ridiculous. Everyone else = a complete snoozefest. Oh the drama…

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6 Comments

  1. 1
    chemgal
    Posted August 17, 2010 at 10:49 am

    I hate finding out all the horrible things the salahis, guidices, and curtains do because I know they are all going to get away with ALL of it. And then the fact that they flaunt their lack of willingness to follow all the laws and social norms the rest of us follow in order to not hurt others makes me even angrier.

  2. 2
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted August 17, 2010 at 11:40 am

    lol @ the term ‘incorrectly edited.’ So, they didn’t have any actual footage of the Salahi’s arriving? If they did, and intentionally used a different car then, friggin’ hell Bravo! There goes ‘reality!’

  3. 3
    njgasmifan
    Posted August 17, 2010 at 11:47 am

    Amen Chemgal – just once I would like to see these people held responsible for their actions. Like, the Curtins and the Guidices go to prison for their flagrent disregard of the law….Now there’s a reality show to watch!

  4. 4
    nads
    Posted August 17, 2010 at 12:19 pm

    working in post doing story i can tell you that it could have been a shot an editor grabbed from b-roll, and no one caught it. who knows what actually happened, but that could be the case.

  5. 5
    chemgal
    Posted August 17, 2010 at 12:27 pm

    As I am blind in an eye and spend a lot of time at the eye doctors surrounded by people with eye injuries I must say Tareq’s choice to point a bottle of champagne at a crowd and knock the cork off pissed me off. Just another reason in my book to not like him.

  6. 6
    Pixielated
    Posted August 17, 2010 at 3:05 pm

    The thing that really bothers me is that now, if you commit a high-profile felony, you get a reality show. First, the Salahis and their crashing the White House, now Steven Slater and his episode with Jet Blue. Supposedly, the Salahis had already been selected for RHODC when they pulled their White House stunt, and I would have expected them to be pulled from it, but no…The Balloon Boy’s dad wasn’t far off in his attempts to get a reality show. I’m kind of surprised he doesn’t have one–well, maybe one is in the works.

    It seems like anymore the people on reality shows are either criminals or certifiably mentally ill. How is that fun to watch?

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