Ashlee Simpson Files For Divorce

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By Nads | Wednesday, February 9, 2011 | 11:00 am | 10 Comments
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Ashlee Simpson is filing for divorce from her hubby of three years, Pete Wentz. They’re claiming irreconcilable differences, but I wonder what really happened??? Some sources are claiming that Ashlee was fed up with Pete’s erratic behavior, and I know a while back they were reporting that the two of them were having problems adjusting to married life…so naturally they did the best thing to fix a marriage and they had a baby. Um…

The couple told TMZ, “After careful consideration, we have made the difficult decision to file for divorce…We remain friends and deeply committed and loving parents to our son Bronx, whose happiness and well-being remains our number one priority.  We ask that everyone honor our privacy as we navigate this next phase of our lives.”

There’s no prenup, so Ashlee will make a little money off this, and get her name back in the press. Not Camille money, but she’ll make some. If anything, a divorce is a nice PR move. Now Ashlee and Jessica can embark reality together again, because we all know she can’t act. I actually kind of feel bad for Ashlee, and Bronx.

**Correction** As the Gasmiis have pointed out they had a shotgun wedding!! Thank you, Gasmii!

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

10 Comments

  1. 1
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted February 9, 2011 at 11:08 am

    I thought Ashlee and Pete only got married because they had a baby? I tell you, when it comes to Hollywood, three years is the new ‘seven year itch.’

  2. 2
    Libithina
    Posted February 9, 2011 at 11:18 am

    You’re correct Sarcas, they got pregnant, then engaged, then married while she was preggers. I for one can’t believe this didn’t last. I’m sure Joe “how creepy am I?” Simpson did not pressure them at all towards marriage and it was just a coincidence how the timeline worked out.

  3. 3
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted February 9, 2011 at 11:33 am

    Maybe only one Simpson can be married at at time. First Jessica was married, then divorced, then Ashlee married, now hopefully she’ll be divorced in time for Jessica’s wedding. If she is a good sister that is. Take that, sibling rivalry!

  4. 4
    2muchbravo
    Posted February 9, 2011 at 12:25 pm

    Maybe their son Bronx likes older women and he can get together with little Brooklyn from Toddlers and Tiarras. They’d have a little NYC thing going on.

  5. 5
    Nads
    Posted February 9, 2011 at 12:31 pm

    thanks for the correction guys!!! i totally spaced. even a worse reason to get married!

  6. 6
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted February 9, 2011 at 3:48 pm

    Handy-dandy boilerplate language for announcing your Hollywood divorce: “After much consideration, [insert male name here] and [insert female name here] have decided to end their marriage of [x days/months/years]. They still love each other to death, just not in THAT way. They are totally still Facebook friends. Their first priority remains their beautiful, talented, and above-average intelligence child, [insert gay trendy name here]. [male name] and [female name] ask that reporters please pack up their tents, bury their waste, vacate their lawn, and respect their privacy during this new stage of their lives. No further statements will be made (except for the inevitable, unauthorized Tweets from lunatic stage-parents and “sources close to the family”.)

  7. 7
    Wilma Fingherdu
    Posted February 9, 2011 at 4:33 pm

    I have driven through the Bronx once, and for all the press the area gets, I was surprised the Bronx was such a dump. Soooo if I were naming offspring “Celebrity-Style”, I could safely name my kid Baltimore…or Flint…or Newark? **eye roll**

  8. 8
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted February 9, 2011 at 5:50 pm

    Wilma, I’m gonna have to stick up for the Bronx. Not sure which area you drove through but there are really beautiful places here. Sure, I do agree that when it comes to architecture, the Bronx is just blah. Brown apt buildings with very little architectural detail. But I wouldn’t call the entire borough a dump. I happen to live in an okay area..very urban, yet residential, on a street lined with private homes and driveways, apartments on the other side, and Manhattan just a 10 minute walk away.
    This is just to say, that having been somewhere just once (and only passing through) doesn’t exactly make one a credible source on it’s merits or faults.

    That being said, I absolutely agree that Bronx is an awful name for a child.

  9. 9
    Alison Z
    Posted February 9, 2011 at 8:54 pm

    I knew they got married when she was preggs, they had a mad hatter themed something rather on her craptastic MTV “reality” show. Seems like all the Simpson Girls are good for is awful reality tv and divorcing. So they were both married for what 3 years? I read somewhere that they got the name Bronx from the Jungle Book. Hmm if I ever have kids maybe I will go for Lightining McQueen or Buzz Lightyear….or maybe alittle more traditional like Justin or Timothy, for girls maybe Hanna or Isabelle, not Apple…but thats just me!

  10. 10
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted February 9, 2011 at 10:29 pm

    Mowgli is the name they got from The Jungle Book.

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