Ashton Kutcher Is Coming To Two And A Half Men

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By Nads | Friday, May 13, 2011 | 7:04 am | 16 Comments
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Well they found a replacement, and it’s not Hugh Grant. Ashton Kutcher will be replacing Charlie Sheen in this upcoming season of Two and a Half Men. I don’t understand that choice one bit. Why Ashton? What character will he play? Yes, he was good in That 70s Show and recently in No String Attached, but I would never pin him to be the Charlie Sheen replacement. I’m glad I’m not a Two and a Half fan, so this news doesn’t really affect me.

I’m sure we can count on one thing, a Demi cameo.

Here’s his announcement:

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About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

16 Comments

  1. 1
    2Hyper
    Posted May 13, 2011 at 7:34 am

    that makes no sense…..

  2. 2
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted May 13, 2011 at 7:35 am

    Kutcher is a gurantee that I will never watch the show again.

    They should have just moved Herb in with Alan.

  3. 3
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted May 13, 2011 at 8:14 am

    @ 2hyper, the square root of 6.25 is 2.5, so it was a riddle about being cast on the show. Not a great casting choice, but since HG screwed them over (which would have been the bomb casting choice!), they had to go a different way. AK, as an actor, is amusing. As someone commented on another blog, he’ll basically be playing an adult Kelso, so it shouldn’t be a stretch.

  4. 4
    mulecitybabe
    Posted May 13, 2011 at 9:01 am

    Just…gross. I can’t stand Ashton Kutcher. They must intend him to play the “half” because the kid has a lot more maturity than AK. Barf, they should have let this show just die.

  5. 5
    Terrence
    Posted May 13, 2011 at 9:14 am

    What an odd choice. Yeah they should have just let the show die. I think I will still watch just out of morbid curiosity.

  6. 6
    Hypnotoad Hypnotoad
    Posted May 13, 2011 at 9:47 am

    It’s like a fart replacing a turd. One’s less offensive, but they both stink.

  7. 7
    mulecitybabe
    Posted May 13, 2011 at 10:56 am

    “Two Men and a Tool” would be a better name for this show now.

  8. 8
    JasonR
    Posted May 13, 2011 at 11:01 am

    Have never watched even a minute of this show. I plan to keep my streak intact. Maybe it will be like the soap operas, when an actor leaves the show they have the character get into an accident or kidnapped and has to undergo plastic surgery which explains why all of a sudden there’s a different person playing the part. Will be funny to see how they try to pull this off.

  9. 9
    Chicken Lips
    Posted May 13, 2011 at 11:17 am

    I think they should go the Bewitched/Darrin Stephens method and not even acknowledge a different person is playing the role. I mean, both Charlie and AK have dark hair, right? Fans of the show will totally buy it!

  10. 10
    Lizbot
    Posted May 13, 2011 at 5:22 pm

    Just my 2 cents (since I’m not a fan of the show — I might have watched 2 and half episodes…) but my bet is that they write Asthon Kutcher in as Charlie’s son from his first one night stand or something.

  11. 11
    2muchbravo
    Posted May 13, 2011 at 6:20 pm

    Having Judith kick Herb out would have been one way to go, too. How old is AK? I guess it would be pretty funny if Charlie spawned a kid when he was 15 or something and didn’t know it.

  12. 12
    Betsy Furman
    Posted May 14, 2011 at 11:29 am

    I am one of the few Charlie Sheen fans around here and I really liked the show. I just don’t see how Ashton fits in. It was Jon Cryer’s job to play the fool. With the two of them and Ryan Styles, who will play the straight role? The dorky kid? Puberty has killed his acting abilities, along with his role. He’s lucky to get one line per episode. There’s housekeeper Berta and ex-wife Judith but their parts are minor. Charlie & Alan’s mom, Evelyn Harper, was only good when she was confronting Charlie. They were two of a kind. Where will that go now? CBS & WB should have just brought back that crazy bastard. I don’t see this working out.

  13. 13
    Robin Robinez
    Posted May 14, 2011 at 5:37 pm

    I am not a Charlie Sheen fan as much as I am A two and a half fan. I have always liked the show. I wish them luck, but I just don’t see Ashton Kutcher as a good addition. Although I am probably influenced by the fact that I don’t care much for him as an actor.

    Robin

  14. 14
    T-Mo
    Posted May 14, 2011 at 8:00 pm

    I am having a WTF moment right now. Wht are they even trying to continue the show without Sheen?

  15. 15
    PinkLemonade
    Posted May 16, 2011 at 12:22 am

    I hope this show succeeds in spite of the addition of Ashton Kutcher just to spite Charlie Sheen. I don’t like this show but I’ve always liked Jon Cryer and the rest of the ensemble cast. I absolutely abhor Charlie Sheen. He is another that has been allowed to flourish in spite of his literally murderous behavior.

    Ashton Kutcher did have great feathered hair on That 70′s Show.

  16. 16
    Stewinberri
    Posted May 16, 2011 at 5:25 am

    What David Hasselhoff wasn’t available?

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