Attention: Real Housewives of New York Reunion Questions

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1. 1
   ohralphie
   Posted June 14, 2011 at 2:23 pm

   My god, this is a dream come true!

   1) Why is Kellys behavior on Scary Island off limits to talk about?

   2) Jill — we all watched the show last year, why do you insist on believing that Ramona kept you from making up with Bethenny when in fact it was Luann?

   3) Luann — the way you treat Alex is shameful and certainly not becoming of someone who would write an ettiquette book. How do you reconcile that?

   4) Kelly — you have been very judgemental of Sonjas and Alexs dresses, and yet you have spent the majority of the last two seasons in dresses so short we could see your episiotomy scar….how do you reconcile that?

   5) Sonja — There was such a change in your behavior from last season to this….was your bankrupty behind it? After watching the fight at your home with Alex where you threw her out, do you regret it?

   6) Cindy — like, really?

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   NotWithoutMyTV
   Posted June 14, 2011 at 2:45 pm

   1) Ramona: How much coke did you snort today? Was it more than yesterday? Less? How would you describe the amount of coke you snorted today compared with the amount you snorted in Morocco?

   2) Alex: Who was the sperm donor for Francois and Ferngully (or whatever is name is)?

   3) Sonja and Alex: Did the producers coach you/work with you intensively on changing your characters completely for this season, or did you just find out when you read the script the night before?

   4) Jill, do you think Bethanny spends as much time thinking about you as you do about her?

   5) Why IS Kelly’s behavior on Scary Island off limits to talk about?

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   2Hyper
   Posted June 14, 2011 at 3:16 pm

   Alex: what is your day job?

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   nads
   Posted June 14, 2011 at 3:42 pm

   these are great guys!!!

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   sarcasatire
   Posted June 14, 2011 at 4:09 pm

   1. Ramona, do you think that slapping a Bravo producer resulted in your asshole edit or are you truly an asshole?

   2. Ramona, you said Mario would never cheat on you but remember on Season 1 when you saw him chatting up a hottie at a Hamptons party, you felt the need to run interference by telling the woman he was married? Do you not trust Mario around younger women?
   And when the girl pointed out his lack of a wedding ring, you flipped out. Was it because you’d never known Mario to go without his ring? Did this raise any red flags?

   3. Luann, how often do you see your kids?

   4. Luann, Ramona tweeted a video of your teen daughter smoking weed and saying the n-word. Ramona says it was an accident but do you believe her?
   After many people saw the video, your daughter was kicked out of her prestigious Hamptons school. Do you blame Ramona?

   5. Alex, have you booked any modeling gigs yet?

   6. Sonja, is your bankruptcy what led to your alcoholism?

   7. Sonja, many people looked at this season and thought that you’ve changed from last season. Is this true or is it because we saw so little of you last season, bringing credence to the term ‘good in small doses?’

   8. Sonja, now that you’ve seen what you look like from behind, will you ever show your ass in public again?

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   kczar
   Posted June 14, 2011 at 4:11 pm

   Ooo, cool!

   Ramona – If you wanted to promote your wine, why weren’t you asking for Ramona Pinot? Just asking for Pinot makes you sound like a wino.

   Jill – Do you feel like you’ve finally moved on from the Bethenny situation? Blaming others for not reconciling just made you look like you weren’t taking any responsibility.

   LuAnn – Don’t you think it’s time to let the Countess attitude go? Maybe you’d come across as more fun if you loosened up a little.

   Alex – Have you thought about taking some classes in the art of persuasive arguing? Your confrontation skills need some work.

   Sonja – Please find your underwear. It’s embarrassing.

   Cindy – I assume you went on the show to promote your salons. Do you think it helped you at all?

   I know, pretty tame questions. But I’m hoping that at least one will actually be asked, so you have to be realistic!

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   NYQUEEN
   Posted June 14, 2011 at 4:26 pm

   Jill- Do you find it classy to question a brides choice of guest? and on her wedding day really.

   Luann not a question but please NEVER PLAN A TRIP EVER AGAIN.

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   CholusIndeed
   Posted June 14, 2011 at 6:49 pm

   THIS IS FANTASTIC!!!!

   1) YES! Please do tell us why Kelly’s behavior at Scary Island is off limits to talk about.
   2) Luann, do you see when you watch yourself that there is nothing classy about the way you treat Alex?
   3) Alex, please learn some breathing exercises for when you are mad, because it is so uncomfortable to watch you clam up and get frustrated and it never ever helps your case. Will you promise me that you will do this? I like you otherwise.
   4) Jill, I really want to like you but you make it hard sometimes. Why are you ignoring that Ramona tried to get you to make up with Bethany and Luann is the one who pulled you away?
   5) Kelly, why do you think you can control other people’s emotions? Please stop, it is infuriating and it makes you look like a horrible control freak.
   6) Ramona and Sonja, are you the least bit embarrassed of how ethnocentric you acted in Morocco?
   7) Cindy, are you ever going to loosen up?
   8) This last one is to all of you, are you all going through menopause at the same time?

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   maudtherriault
   Posted June 14, 2011 at 8:32 pm

   Hey, Queen of Class – on WWHL you brushed off the question about making digs at Alex and even though your book was ghost-written how does an auteur of class such as yourself reconcile telling her to “crawl back into the cupboard you came from…(pause)…from which you came”? Just screams Jackie O., doncha think?

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    pantsonfire
    Posted June 14, 2011 at 10:02 pm

    I loooove it,
    1. Jill, your not an 80′s member of Facts of Lie. Whats with the pony tails and bustiers. You look ridiculous, really. Not youthful.

    2. Luann, please have Chopra assign you a life coach so someone will make you realize what an uppity bitch you are. You cannot treat people like that anymore.

    3. Sonja, get off the vicodin and bourbon and stop before we see you blowing Charlie Sheen for some money.

    4. Alex, I wanna love you, but you make it hard. Also get a life coach to teach you the art of debate. I would love to teach you.

    5. I gues Bethenys got the last laugh on all of you. More rich more famous, more likeable.

    6. Cindy who? weird, go away.
    7. Not enough room for Ramona. Don’t care about Kelly.

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    classy drunk
    Posted June 15, 2011 at 5:06 am

    Kelly: Have you started or increase the amount of therapy you are getting? You seem more centered this season. (Maybe a better way to get around why we are NOT addressing scary island)

    Jill: Why will you not acknowledge that Ramona tried to bring you and Bethanny together, but you called it an ambush?

    Ramona: How did you feel about all the ladies being so concerned about the fortune teller telling you Mario was thinking about another woman?

    Sonja: Please call me if you are ever in Atlanta.

    Alex: Can you take some classes on how to better handle stressful situations. You seem to want to do the right thing, but end up looking “weird” at the end of the day.

    Luann: Are you still mad that Ramona’s husband called you “countless” and so you continued to take it out on her this season?

    Don’t really care about Cindy

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    Tvsnarkeling
    Posted June 15, 2011 at 6:34 am

    Ramona, Why is it Okay for you to say cruel things to people ex: Luann married to an old man and her arrangemnt with her childern at the Hampton, Bethany has no friends, dig at Jill at Kodak, but when Jill makes a comment about the bride being friends with you, or your husband should get a medal, you talk about how hurt you are an can’t let go?
    You able to give cruel comments under the cloak of being truthful, but can not take it.

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    jj
    Posted June 15, 2011 at 7:17 am

    Jill – You constantly complain that Ramona should have done something to help you make amends with Bethenny. Yet when Ramona found a way to make you and Bethenny sit and talk about the fight, you got upset at her and called it an ambush! Also, while Ramona forced you and Bethenny to sit and talk and hopefully work things out, It was then Luann that kept trying to stop this from happening, eventually getting you to leave the conversation. Why aren’t you upset at Luann for preventing the reconciliation from actually happening?

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    Mary Ellen
    Posted June 15, 2011 at 8:20 am

    for everyone: Which event in this past season, would you like to relive,
    so you could be kinder?
    That includes YOU LuAnn.

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    classy drunk
    Posted June 15, 2011 at 9:00 am

    @Mary Ellen…NICEEEE! I sure hope that one makes it on.

    Hey Nads will my questions get immediately omitted b/c of the name “classy drunk”. You know with the housewives being a family show I can offer up that would be more suitable, such as embarrassed to still be watching and Scary Island is Taboo.

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    atlgirl
    Posted June 15, 2011 at 9:33 am

    Luann – Why is it that only Team Blonde was unaware of what time dinner was being served the night you had the confrontation with Alex in Morocco?
    Do you realize how condescending you sound when you speak to Alex?
    Why do you behave as though Alex is beneath you?
    Why did you confront Ramona at the charity event about her argument with Jill instead of letting them handle it themselves?

    Kelly – I like your new attitude this season, but why all of a sudden is Ramona at fault for what happened on Scary Island? Why don’t you take any responsibility for what happened? If anyone was a bully on that trip, it was you. You made Bethenny cry when she was newly pregnant and mourning the death of her father.

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    Tvsnarkeling
    Posted June 15, 2011 at 10:08 am

    Cindy – Do you think the “cold shoulder” you receive from Ramona and when she boast about her marriage (for some unknown reason) is a veil to hide her jealousy of your business success??

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    Shelly S. Cincinnati
    Posted June 15, 2011 at 10:19 am

    Jill–Seeing Brad in Morocco was quite the surprise! Wow, amazing! How could that ever have happened (cough, cough). The commments by the fortune teller seem to have been planted by someone. Jill?? Jill??

    Luann–pretend Alex were Mother Teresa, the President or anyone else who is considered to be treated with respect. Would you have gone off like you did so rudely and cattily? If you answer yes, you are lying and trying to justify. Alex was sharing her feelings, maybe clumsily, but not vindictively. And at the 8 p.m. SHARP dinner that no one knew about, you were “unhostless-like” when your guests arrived. No travel plans with you soon, thank goodness!

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    ohralphie
    Posted June 15, 2011 at 11:23 am

    Kelly — How can you criticize a woman for living in a house that was part of a divorce settlement when you also are divorced and presumed to have received a settlement from your ex?

    Luann — Isn’t it against the law to leave children under 18 alone and unsupervised for several days even if one has ‘business’ in the city?

    Alex — I love you dearly but don’t you think attempting a modeling career is a bit much at your age? With your background and education I would hope that you would strive for something that would utilize your talents and had more staying power.

    Jill — Of all the fights that you have been a part of for the last two years are there any that you take 100% responsibility for?

    Cindy — Meh, still got nothing.

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    Lilith
    Posted June 15, 2011 at 12:44 pm

    LuAnn, you come across the TV screen as mean spirited towarda Alex and Ramona, what is your beef with them? And why do you feel the need to use a title such as Countess especially since you are part Native American and no longer married to The Count”? Especially since your ex husband was given that tile and not born with it?

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    Phil
    Posted June 15, 2011 at 12:45 pm

    Ramona, I love your Pinot! Will you be adding to your line of wines. Your Pinot is such a mellow wine that goes well with everything. Thanks for bring it to the public.

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    James
    Posted June 15, 2011 at 12:48 pm

    Jill, you are known not to be truthful and to place false comments on message boards will you ever confess to all the shenanigans you’ve pulled over the last few years or are you still in denial?

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    Adam
    Posted June 15, 2011 at 12:49 pm

    Alex, I absolutely love you and your family. What are the posibilities of you and Simon getting your own show.

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    SissyL
    Posted June 15, 2011 at 12:50 pm

    Kelly, are you under a Dr’s care for mental health issues?

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    SissyL
    Posted June 15, 2011 at 12:52 pm

    LuAnn, In light of your daughters problems do you regret telling the world that you don’t live with your children durring the week?

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    SissyL
    Posted June 15, 2011 at 12:53 pm

    LuAnn, wht did you insist that you where thrilled to show the ladies Morrco for the first time, considering Alex has been there before.

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    SissyL
    Posted June 15, 2011 at 12:56 pm

    LuAnn, you are as much a countess as you are a hostess. Honestly what were you thinking when people didn’t show for dinner that you had to make a scene like you did. Considering Bravo dubbed you the hostess you should have shown more class.

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    butterflies
    Posted June 15, 2011 at 12:59 pm

    If you hosted me in Morocco I would have left. You showed zero class in the way you treated Ramona and Alex. I suspect you are jealous of their wonderful loving marriages. Shame on you for being so classless in Morocco!

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    blink22
    Posted June 15, 2011 at 1:04 pm

    Jill, it’s sad that you didn’t acknowledge all the hard work Ramona did in trying to get you and Bethany to patch things up. Instead you decided to start rumors of Mario’s fidelity and Ramona as a drunk. You are deliberately mean. I feel sorry for your husband. LuAnn is the one that did everything in her power to keep you apart from Bethany.

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    toomuchtv
    Posted June 15, 2011 at 1:12 pm

    LuAnn-How can you brag about yourself as the hostess of the trip when your actions and words toward Alex were those of a gutter rat? You continue to treat her like she is inferior to you to the point of abuse so how does that square with being respectful and using etiquette?

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    LAC
    Posted June 15, 2011 at 1:32 pm

    Me, Me!!

    Kelly: did you and one of your daughters switch bodies? It is a marked improvement! Will you ever take responsibility for your behavior last year?

    Ramona: What the hell?

    Sonja: Why all the fronting this season? I liked you more when you were not pretending to be a lady who lunches.

    Cyndy: Really? Couldn’t get a few good swipes in this season? I mean, really?

    Alex: Can you learn the art of shutting a bitch down, please? All I have is images of your face frozen in rictus, trying to spit out some retort. Not good…

    Luann: Why are you such a thug in a cocktail dress?

    Jill: Is the Learning Annex re-teaching the course on what you learned about yourself last season? I don’t think it took…

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    bBitz
    Posted June 15, 2011 at 2:06 pm

    These questions are for all of the ladies:

    1) Do you read bBitz’s recaps of the show? If yes, then…
    2) Do you know where he lives?
    3) That is all.

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    what?
    Posted June 15, 2011 at 2:26 pm

    Lu-Lu: Your arrogant use of the word DAWLING continuously makes you look pathetic. Why do you feel like you are above everyone and find it necessary to look down on everyone (but your chosen ones)?

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    2muchbravo
    Posted June 15, 2011 at 3:05 pm

    Jill:

    Why did you Tweet a picture of your college-aged daughter in a bath tub?

    Why are you still harping on your lost friendship with Bethenny? It’s a sad loss, but it’s over and time to move on.

    Do you have any hobbies?

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    zerocool
    Posted June 15, 2011 at 4:45 pm

    I don’t watch this show, but am dying to know: what the hell is “scary island”? Is it a mental institution? An island off the coast of Morroco?

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    toonces
    Posted June 15, 2011 at 7:17 pm

    Jill did you always have a great relationship with other women? Didn’t you have a falling out with your sister? Why?
    How exactly did you meet Bobby? Were you both divorced a long time when you met?
    Ramona- how can you continue to be friends with someone so two-faced and vicious as Jill? Why do you continue to humor her?

    Why is it off-limits to talk about Kelly and her mental issues? Will this question even be allowed to be asked by Andy or is he behind shushing everyone? Has legal action been taken by Kelly or on behalf of Kelly to make sure no one speaks ill of her?

    Jill- what do you think about Bethenny’s new tv show she is starting? Wish her luck?

    Luann how do you feel about all the fans rallying to get Cat from DC on to the NY cast? If you are asked to return would you love filming with her after her appearance with you on Watch What Happens?

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    StiffUpperLip
    Posted June 15, 2011 at 8:38 pm

    Alex: If you plan to continue with your modeling career, are you going to invest the time and money to learn how to model?

    Cindy: Are you as concerned as the rest of us about the way your baby’s daddy handles the little ones? He needs to practice on little crash-test dummies before touching the real thing. Even a dog should be picked up and handled with more concern than he shows for the safety of the girls. At least with your “staff,” we know there’s no way he will ever be left alone with them.

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    StiffUpperLip
    Posted June 15, 2011 at 8:47 pm

    Sonja: Do the producers pay you to let it all hang out in public, or is that just something you do for fun? Could we pay you not to do it?

    Kelly: If you stood in front of my face and went “Shhhh. Shhhh. Calm,” you’d need to ask Cindy for the name of her false teeth guy. Your’e just asscary in this “floating in the clouds” mode as when you’re quoting your imaginery friends.

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    sarcasatire
    Posted June 15, 2011 at 9:30 pm

    @zerocool: Last season, the ladies went on a trip to St. John and Kelly had a mental breakdown. She cried, she ate jelly beans, she screamed “Al Sharpton!” It was epic. Oh and Jill showed up unannounced and was booted off the island a la Survivor.

    1. Alex, shouldn’t models have perfect teeth? It looks like you have a mouth full of canines.

    2. Kelly, I see that you do a lot of work on your abs..but maybe you should focus on the obliques, too. You have a flat tummy but absolutely no waistline. Or so said the Moroccan women who watched you run half naked through their village.

    3. Luann, we only saw you in your Hamptons digs this season so it’s obvious you still can’t afford a pied a terre in the City, yet you spend several nights a week here. Who’s couch are you crashing on?
    (This one is only designed to make her squirm and get huffy.)

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    Kammie
    Posted June 16, 2011 at 5:51 am

    Kelly – while trying to calm Alex you also asked her to “cover your shoulders, we’re in Morocco”, but then you went running in a sports bra and shorts. How do you reconcile that hypocrisy? Also, what are your qualifications for telling someone how they are feeling?

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    zerocool
    Posted June 16, 2011 at 8:25 am

    Thanks sarcasatire – if you’re going to have a breakdown that’s the way to do it LOL.

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    COLLEEN
    Posted June 16, 2011 at 4:20 pm

    Sonja – Now that you’ve declared bankruptcy where do you fall in the pecking order?

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    Julia
    Posted June 16, 2011 at 8:40 pm

    Luann: In Morocco, you told Alex she had no business getting in the middle of your problems with Ramona. But isn’t getting in the middle exactly what you were doing by trying to patch things up between Ramona and Jill before Morocco?

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    Joy_Subtraction
    Posted June 16, 2011 at 8:51 pm

    Oh God, if only they would really ask the women these questions. It would be a dream come true.

    Alex: I love you, but you need to come to my house so I can teach you how to stand up for yourself while you stand up for someone else. I AM you, but with bigger, wittier balls. After these scenes where you’re getting shut down while trying to say something are you like George Costanza coming up with clever comebacks after the guy made the shrimp comment at a meeting?

    Kelly: Just because no one speaks of Scary Island doesn’t mean you’re no longer insane. After Scary Island, did you attempt to get mental help? This is a serious question. You clearly aren’t stable and you should get help for the sake of your girls.

    Did you file a lawsuit against everyone involved with the show to never mention your experience on Scary Island? There’s just no other explanation as to why no one is mentioning it. It’s the most jaw-dropping situation from any reality show, EVER.

    Oh, and are you aware that you are a hypocrite when it comes to clothing? You were half-naked running around in Morocco and all of last year I had to see your overly-tanned, shriveled vagina drooping sadly from the bottom of the t-shirts you called dresses.

    Oh aaaaand, do you realize that if you did to me what you did to Alex during the Night of Hell in Morocco that you would look like that dude that lost his face to that flesh eating virus? I would pulverize you.

    Jill: Where did you learn your new method of evil for this season? I noticed that instead of creating turmoil and clearly inserting yourself into the middle of it so as to play the victim, you now plant the seeds of evil and then run away and peek around the corner to watch the ensuing violence. Still evil, albeit clever.

    Cindy: Did it take watching this show to realize that a) you don’t have a personality, and b) your baby-daddy and brother are sleeping together?

    LuAnn: Have you ever been diagnosed with Narcissistic Personality Disorder?

    Is the reason you don’t like Alex or Ramona because they have earned their wealth and places in society (I guess you would consider them “working class”)? Or is it because neither of them think much of you and refuse to kiss your butt?

    Do you realize that you aren’t a Countess and never were really one to begin with?

    Are you aware that the majority of the viewers refer to you as “The Cuntess”? I think that’s so much better and more descriptive than “Countless” (as much as I truly enjoyed that one).

    I have nothing for Sonja or Ramoaner. I have a hard time reconciling my love for Ramoaner, because I realize she can be a bitch. Probably because she says things like “Yeah, Cindy, we WERE talking about you behind your back…because you were acting like an asshole.” How can you not like her when she says stuff like that? As for Sonja, I just find her desperate and only mildly entertaining. She’s like the mime that comes out between acts of a really dramatic play who juggles while everyone gathers themselves for the next act. She doesn’t actually make me mad, she just grosses me out and makes me roll my eyes.

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    stiffupperlip
    Posted June 17, 2011 at 12:11 am

    Jill, when you were grilling Sonja about her bankruptcy, you said that the total $18 million debt is the result of “adding her assets to the judgment.” Do you really not know that one is what you HAVE, the other is what you OWE?

    Ramona: Your top lip looks puffy and kind of strange in your homecoming Seducing-Mario scene. Did you have some work done after you got back from Morocco?

    LuAnn: “Ramona’s and I’s business”? “Her and I”? I’ve also heard you say “Him and I.” It makes you sound uneducated. How can someone who’s so “etiquette savvy” be so unaware of the basic rules of English grammar?

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    PrimeTimeReject
    Posted June 17, 2011 at 12:25 am

    Jill: I realize women like to help their husbands pick out clothes, but you really treated Bobby like a dimwitted child when he was picking out fabric for his new suit. “I’ll tell you what you like.” Do you really think his taste is that awful?

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    PrimeTimeReject
    Posted June 17, 2011 at 12:27 am

    Luann – Why is it that only Team Blonde was unaware of what time dinner was being served the night you had the confrontation with Alex in Morocco?

    I’d like to know the answer to this one too, like the previous poster.

    Were they invited in writing, at a group event, or do you remember where you talked about the exact time for dinner?

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    Parisi LaRoe
    Posted June 17, 2011 at 11:28 am

    Ramona-Would you rather do the Turtle Time Dance or Do the “horny” Belly dance?

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    sarcasatire
    Posted June 17, 2011 at 11:45 am

    Ramona, why did Mario look so uncomfortable at the idea of sleeping with you? Is it because he used to banging you with the lights off? It’s a sad day when a man prefers a foot massage to sex with his wife.

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    Parisi LaRoe
    Posted June 17, 2011 at 11:50 am

    This is to all the ladies: Why does this season feel so uncomfortable compared to last season? (You cannot mention Scary Island and B is pretty much a distant memory besides Jill’s BS about her and it doesn’t count b/c it is one-sided). We had the Jill/B fiasco but there were some funny moments here and there. Can’t you guys convince her to come back because the laughter is so forced and fake this season?

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    Kelly
    Posted June 17, 2011 at 11:57 am

    Sonja-what exactly is the pecking order and where does each cast member fit in on your pecking order?

    Alex-I was surprised that you allowed Bravo to film you modeling lingerie for Simon. Do you regret that making it onto the show? Are you concerned about your kids being embarrassed if it is brought up at the playground?

    Luann-When you watched yourself this season, did you have any regrets? Do you feel like you have represented the “countess” title well? Do you feel like you have kept it “classy” this season?

    Blondes-I’m definitely on Team Blonde and it looks like you guys really have had more fun this season. Who has not always been blonde?

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    2muchbravo
    Posted June 17, 2011 at 2:16 pm

    LuMan and Kelly:
    Weren’t you systematically bullying Alex in the henna salon at the riad? Don’t you know that shiz could make someone have a breakthrough?

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    nantango
    Posted June 17, 2011 at 3:09 pm

    Luann, how long have you suffered with constipation?

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    mary
    Posted June 17, 2011 at 6:32 pm

    Cindy- Please explain why your brother Howie’s girlfriend looks exactly like you. Can you offer an explanation at to why that is that doesn’t gross everyone out?

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    MK
    Posted June 18, 2011 at 9:26 pm

    LuAnn: Do you realize that “good manners” applies to how you treat others just as much as how others treat you? Do you hold yourself to a lower standard of behavior than the one you hold everyone else to?

    Cindy: IDK, just “yawn.”

    Alex: Please stop letting LuAnn talk over you and condescend to you and just knock her teeth out already.

    Sonja: Did you forget the bottom half of your costume or did you “forget” the bottom half of your costume?

    Kelly: Oh, so much to say… Having feelings isn’t “weird.” When someone says she’s angry, she’s probably angry, not sad, insisting that Alex wasn’t angry and was sad was really inappropriate and weird. Gummy bears ARE processed food and PETA does care if you wear fur.

    Jill: Just let it go.

    Ramona: Just let it go.

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    hbgchick
    Posted June 19, 2011 at 7:54 am

    I’m only going to mention one thing cause there are just too many. Lol.

    I’d like to know what the big frigging deal was about ‘dinner at 8″? Luann, I get that if the girls really did know what time they were supposed to be there and showed up an hour and half late, that’s rude. OTOH, how are you SURE they knew? Like another poster asked – were they invited in writing? If so how are you sure they saw the invite? Did you or someone else tell them 8:00? I kept waiting for a ‘flashback’ shot of you telling everyone at the same time that dinner will be served at 8; but it never happened. If the producers have a shot of that it will a go a long way to proving your argument.

    Either way, if they said they didn’t know; the appropriate response as ‘hostess’ would be to apologize to your guests for being unclear and get them some food. Even if they DID know and deliberately wanted to mess with you by being late, this would be the appropriate response. All you did was make a bad situation worse. I get your point but also realize that there HAD to be some people left in the kitchen who could have gotten them something for dinner – and if not YOU should have.

    And Ramona, making a big deal about the ‘snack’ you had because the ‘hostss’ didn’t provide one was equally rude and stupid…even going so far to go physically get the snack and plop it down on the table. WTF. All of you need to learn some basic manners.

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    Msjacqmills
    Posted June 19, 2011 at 6:41 pm

    Kelly-have you been evaluated? It is pretty obvious that you have Asbergers. Get that checked out, and stay off of tv. And, stop telling people what they’re feeling, when you have no ability to read other peoples emotions (classic Asperger symptom). Oh, and you aren’t being AUTHENTIC.

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    fixitsanta
    Posted June 20, 2011 at 7:48 am

    LuAnn, In your tender homecoming scene, I was struck by your french boyfriend’s mockery of Indian accents. What other ethnic groups have the two of you selected for special contempt and ridicule?

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    Gypsy
    Posted June 20, 2011 at 11:11 am

    LuAan you cite sources for your pedigree such as equitte schools, public speaking/speach seminars, boarding schools you have attended that can verufy that you are an actual authority on Class and Manners and not the bullying manipulative, haughty bitch you come across as on TV, DAH-ling?

    Kelly- Are you under court ordered psychiatric care? If so does that fall under the HIPPA Act providing you the right to protect you (mental) health records from the public? Is this why you and the cast can or will not talk about Scary Island?

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    Gypsy
    Posted June 20, 2011 at 11:12 am

    *can

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    Bored Silly
    Posted June 20, 2011 at 11:55 am

    Ladies: Are you going to follow Sandra Bernhardt’s WWHL suggestion and team up to help rebuild Joplin, Missouri after their devastating hurricanes?

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    shana
    Posted June 27, 2011 at 11:08 pm

    Do you ladies realize that all that talking over each other and screeching is really annoying to listen to?

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    shana
    Posted June 29, 2011 at 2:30 am

    PLEASE TELL LUANN:

    I hate how she refers to the women as ‘girls’, in her manly voice she sounds chauvinistic.

    I hate how she makes these nasty little digs and then follows it with a manly gaffaw (sp?) so that it appears like the comment is just a joke, and not the mean spirited uncalled for rudeness that it is.

    ***I can’t stand her English; she constantly messes up the usage of “I” vs. “Me” , such as: “this is between you and I”. Wake up Luann, there are times when it is appropriate to use the word “ME” in a sentence. However, it is NEVER appropriate to use this phrase: “Alls I know is…” Ugg! Will somebody (preferably Alex, since it would hurt the most coming from her) please tell this woman who considers herself expert on everything, that half the time she speaks like an 11 year old kid and the other half of the time like a pretentious fool.

    ***Ask her this: at Starbucks, when they ask for her name to write on the cup, does she answer “Countess”?

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    straighttohell
    Posted July 4, 2011 at 4:00 pm

    Ramona & Sonja: Why are you so disrespectful toward people of other cultures? Do you indeed feel that they are beneath you?

    Ramona: How are you so successful when you constantly act like a coked out spoiled c*nt?

    Sonja & Ramona: How’s the mid-life crisis working for you?

    Luann: Why do you insist on calling yourself a “countess?” (on the plus, where do you get your fabulous wardrobe.)And what is your DEAL with Alex?

    Alex: What on earth did you see in Simon? If Bravo offered you back next season (and let’s face it, you need the cash) would you accept if the condition was that Simon would receive ZERO face time?

    Jill: Would you please just go away?

    Cindy: Incest, much?

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    Shanna
    Posted July 9, 2011 at 5:32 pm

    Kelly, Who do you think you are to cut Alex off and tell her she isnt mad she is sad? Seriously How do you know how she is feeling? Also isnt it hypocritical to say to Alex cover up we are in Morroco yet the next day you are running in little booty shorts and a bra top? I think you need help. Congrats to Alex for acting like a lady and not beating her. I couldnt have held back.

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    pattie fairbank
    Posted July 27, 2011 at 7:28 pm

    jill-you are such a snob, if a party isn’t thrown your way you don’t like it,ex.ramona’s wedding,luannes 1yr. celebration w/her boyfriend. talk about self centered.
    luanne-you snob also, you are so condesending it’s very unbecoming. How can you be a hypocrit when you wrote a book?
    kellie-your a friggan nut, you can’t even complete a sentence w/your thoughts because you are filled w/nonsense. Who are you to talk about anybody?
    Ramona-talk about being honest, brutally would be best to describe you, sometimes not flattering, but you do take it well when it’s given back to you.
    sonya-I don’t know who you think you are when it comes to treating people w/respect. you lack it but expect it, how is that possible? remember the saying, people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones?
    Cindy- you need to get a grip on being a mom, you couldn’t even handle having lunch w/your parents w/1 of your children, maybe you should cut back on work & let go of 1 of your 4 nannies and join reality

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    pattie fairbank
    Posted July 27, 2011 at 7:32 pm

    kellie-during the live bravo show, andy cohen couldn’t bring up your past abusive relationship, too personal, too difficult. But yet didn’t you attack your boyfriend and was charged w/assault? You phony