Audrina Wants To Be A Movie Star

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By Nads | | 9:24 am | 4 Comments
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This has got to be a joke! Audrina, a movie star??? She is actually the worst actress next to Heidi on The Hills, but now she wants more. She just fired her agents at UTA and hired APA to help her get out and get more attention.

Her new agent, Jonathan Perry said, “We only just started working with her, but are already in talks for a feature film.”

I actually felt bad for her “left out” syndrome after last night’s episode, but come on…she comes off like she’s as dumb as a box of rocks…how is she ever going to memorize any lines when she can barely remember her lines on a “reality” show?

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

4 Comments

  1. 1
    MrsBojangles
    Posted May 6, 2008 at 9:38 am

    I think she was living in LA to become an actress anyway, she just happened to meet Heidi and Lauren instead.

  2. 2
    Nads
    Posted May 6, 2008 at 2:04 pm

    Most likely, that’s why a lot of people move out here…Audrina just can’t act her way out of a bag. Sorry, was that mean??

  3. 3
    VICI
    Posted May 6, 2008 at 5:12 pm

    “Audrina wants to be a movie star”

    It’s nice to have goals, too bad the ho can’t act her way out of a tank top.

  4. 4
    georgiababe
    Posted May 6, 2008 at 10:10 pm

    Yeah, I read that she wanted to be an actress. I was like…uh, okay sweetie.

    A surefire way to NOT be an actor is to move to LA, where your doorman is likely an “out of work actor”.

    Vancouver is the way to go, baby!

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