VH1 released their first promo for Audrina Patridge’s new reality show. It looks as fake as ever. Her V.O. in the promo is, “Somewhere between fame and family, there’s a place for me.” Doesn’t this promo look exactly like an old Hills promo? You’d think they’d try to change the look and the feel of the show, since she’s trying to get away from her Hills image. I wonder what Lauren Conrad thinks of Audrina having a show? I know Audrina’s mom is probably thrilled considering she couldn’t stop ranting about Lauren Conrad. Remember these words? “We’re going to f***ing smoke, especially Lauren Conrad’s pissy a** little fashion s***,” she slurred. “That b***h wants to bring it on? Let’s go!”
Lemme refresh your memory with this trainwreck:
Now if we can only make the Audrina show about her mom Lynn being wasted all the time, I’m in! She could be our white trash Liza!
Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.