Audrina’s New Show: Who Cares!

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By Nads | Friday, March 4, 2011 | 12:00 pm | 6 Comments
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Audrina

VH1 released their first promo for Audrina Patridge’s new reality show. It looks as fake as ever. Her V.O. in the promo is, “Somewhere between fame and family, there’s a place for me.” Doesn’t this promo look exactly like an old Hills promo? You’d think they’d try to change the look and the feel of the show, since she’s trying to get away from her Hills image. I wonder what Lauren Conrad thinks of Audrina having a show? I know Audrina’s mom is probably thrilled considering she couldn’t stop ranting about Lauren Conrad. Remember these words? “We’re going to f***ing smoke, especially Lauren Conrad’s pissy a** little fashion s***,” she slurred. “That b***h wants to bring it on? Let’s go!”

Lemme refresh your memory with this trainwreck:

Now if we can only make the Audrina show about her mom Lynn being wasted all the time, I’m in! She could be our white trash Liza!

Here’s the new show promo:

About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

6 Comments

  1. 1
    Angela
    Posted March 4, 2011 at 12:10 pm

    Unless her mother is going to be on the show – alot – I would rather watch paint dry.

  2. 2
    AwLene
    Posted March 4, 2011 at 12:44 pm

    Can someone, ANYONE, please tell me how this girl got her own show?? I watched the Hills here and there, and she was the most boring character I’ve ever seen. I am in my mid 30′s, so maybe I am missing something. I like trash reality shows as much as the next person, but I honestly..don’t..get..this!! And I hate to rag on appearances, but her eyes honestly drive me bonkers..what is wrong with them..ugh. Great, now I sound like I’m 14. I guess that’s what happens when you watch too many trash reality shows.

    p.s. I’m SO serious about wondering how MTV executives came to the decision to get this bland, boring, blah girl her own show..there is hope for me and my boring, mudane life. :P

  3. 3
    Lauryn Morita
    Posted March 4, 2011 at 12:50 pm

    I just read the description of her show on Vh1.com. Her mom is in it!!! Along with the rest of her family. But her mom is STILL gonna be in it! Hooray for slurry public intoxication!!

  4. 4
    LAC
    Posted March 4, 2011 at 12:54 pm

    So there is going to be time slot for a show dedicated to a Hills twit who ends all her sentences in a question mark and needs a 5 minute head start to show emotion on her face? But no one wants to air my reality series “The Real Mimes of NY?” … damn!

    :)

  5. 5
    someguy
    Posted March 4, 2011 at 9:08 pm

    How is she not in movies this is a waste of her talent.

  6. 6
    Melissa Wray
    Posted March 5, 2011 at 10:16 pm

    If anyone in the Gasmii is brave enough to make a snarky filet mignon out of a boring, blah can of Spam, I will quickly drop to my knees and forsake all others before them.

    Just sayin’.

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