Baby Dash Blog: Quit yo Cryin’ !

Watercooler

By TheNooch | Thursday, January 10, 2013 | 6:00 am | 7 Comments
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Posted in: Baby Kardashian Blog, Watercooler

It’s sissy bitches like Kris Humphries that make me proud to say my “Me daddy” is KANYE!

My sweet-ass food source be tryin’ to quit this guy Humpdump but he keeps whining about “the marriage being a fraud” and he can’t go on living without S.A.F.S annulling it.

Wah wah wah you big baby. Just be glad you had a chance to tap dat before K-yay swept K-dash away like the Princess Jasmine she is on his flying carpet, translated in American to millions of dollars yacht.

My momma, she got money. But she gon take all yours just cuz she can. S.A.F.S don’t pay no attorney fees.

I’m just happy I’ll never have to go through this phase.

Is this the only face you have? I make better faces when I shi*t.

Here comes dinner.

Peace.

–

TMZ

***Baby Kardashian will be blogging her until birthing season

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7 Comments

  1. 1
    WaffleBoy
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 8:08 am

    Better watch out Baby Dash, if SAFS doesn’t cut Taylor Lautner’s cousin with a pituitary gland problem a check mostly rick tick, that could end up being your legal baby daddy. And if that happens, hope you like public school my little zygote. Still cheer up Baby Dash, as your pops would say “YOU GOT DIAMONDS ON YOUR FETUS! YOU GOT DIAMONDS ON YOUR FETUS!”

  2. 2
    Pat Ledoux
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 11:05 am

    So disagree, sorry! Team Hump all the way, I hope he kicks her FAT ass in court and never giver her a divorce.

  3. 3
    Pat Ledoux
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 11:06 am

    That’s never gives her a divorce

  4. 4
    labowner
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 11:13 am

    I am assuming they are past the three month stage right?

  5. 5
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 1:02 pm

    Wow. Just ……….wow. I wonder which TMZ person wrote this.

  6. 6
    carol
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 1:03 pm

    I hate to say it but I find Kanye as equally unattractive as Humpdump.

    Dear Baby Kardashian – good luck having a mom who took your dad’s song lyrics literally (Gold Digger). Hope they get you good nannies.

  7. 7
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted January 14, 2013 at 9:29 am

    I hope you stop writng this disgusting feature and stop giving theat whore more attention.

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