It’s sissy bitches like Kris Humphries that make me proud to say my “Me daddy” is KANYE!
My sweet-ass food source be tryin’ to quit this guy Humpdump but he keeps whining about “the marriage being a fraud” and he can’t go on living without S.A.F.S annulling it.
Wah wah wah you big baby. Just be glad you had a chance to tap dat before K-yay swept K-dash away like the Princess Jasmine she is on his flying carpet, translated in American to millions of dollars yacht.
My momma, she got money. But she gon take all yours just cuz she can. S.A.F.S don’t pay no attorney fees.
I’m just happy I’ll never have to go through this phase.
Is this the only face you have? I make better faces when I shi*t.
Here comes dinner.
***Baby Kardashian will be blogging her until birthing season