Baby Kardashian Blog: Crib

Watercooler

By TheNooch | Wednesday, January 16, 2013 | 6:30 am | 0 Comments
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I may be in Paris right now but I have some serious digs waitin on me at home. S.A.F.S (Sweet Ass Food Source) and my Me Daddy just bought a pimp ass house in Bel Air, the freshest neighborhood in LA. Not like this Beverly Hills bullshit. Those housewives are turning B Hills into a fuckin circus. Every time S.A.F.S turns on the RHOBH I river dance the shit out of her bladder to get it to stop. 

FOR. REAL. NOW.

I’m so glad my S.A.F.S is slingin big ol natural milk sacs instead of those hard ass titties on parade over in B Hills. But I digress.

Right now my digs come in a 9,000 square feet but S.A.F.S and Me Daddy don’t hold back. They gon add on 4,000 square feet as my private quarters. Playas need a playroom son.

Aw shoot. Boyz II Men just came on. Gotta brace myself, it’s gon be a bumpy night.

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The nooch is 5 foot 3.  She hates sushi and once she watched a movie on Lifetime from start to finish without making a sarcastic comment.  Once.  That's all.

Listen to her talk on her podcast here: www.megaboomradio.com

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