Baby Kardashian Blog: Jen-An Knows What’s Up!

Watercooler

By TheNooch | Tuesday, January 15, 2013 | 6:00 am | 0 Comments
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You know only the A-list celebs be havin my back!

Jen-An (Jennifer Aniston) be tellin everybody to step off my S.A.F.S’s B (Sweet Ass Food Sources’s Back).

“There’s nothing wrong with Kim Kardashian and all those people,” Aniston says in the documentary “$ellebrity” (via Celebuzz)… “If that’s how they choose to make a living, more power to them… My line of work is different, I want to entertain people.”

See? We all make choices. And the Kardashian choice involves dollars and sense. They have the good sense to do whatever they gots to do to be makin all them dollas; bikinis and daughter exploitation.  And you know I don’t got a problem with that.

So step off Jon Hamm and Daniel Craig!

Take your commando wearing ass and your fake ass British accent, respectively, and step the F off!

Oh shit! Something just moved! What the f is that?

Awww yeahhhh! Guess who has a new toe!

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The nooch is 5 foot 3.  She hates sushi and once she watched a movie on Lifetime from start to finish without making a sarcastic comment.  Once.  That's all.

Listen to her talk on her podcast here: www.megaboomradio.com

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