Bachelorette Ashley’s Sister Apologizes

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By Nads | Friday, August 5, 2011 | 4:08 am | 7 Comments
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Bachelorette Ashley Herbert’s sister, Chrystie Corns gave a public apology to People about her quick judgement on J.P. She said, “I made a big mistake. As I started watching the season, however, it’s very clear to me that J.P. was the one. He was the best choice. What I didn’t take into consideration at that point was that she had been on this eight-week journey and she was really tired. I’m totally apologetic, I feel like a jerk – I want to make it up to him but he won’t let me forget it. J.P. says if he has anything to do with it I’m going to have to fight for the right to be maid of honor.”

Oh boo hoo, cry me a tattooed river! She’s just trying to save face because she looked like an ass on Monday’s episode. I can’t wait to read the retraction to the retraction when J.P. and Ashley break-up.

Dear People,

Do you have a coupon or a voucher for retractions?

xo. Chrystie

P.S. Do you do features on Couponers?

I want to see Chrystie be the next Bachelorette, she’d be all sorts of amazing!

Just for sh*ts and giggles, here’s a Bachelorette Ashley Funny or Die vid:

About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

7 Comments

  1. 1
    Loiseauchante
    Posted August 5, 2011 at 6:39 am

    Oh my, I am crying-laughing at that!

  2. 2
    itchy
    Posted August 5, 2011 at 6:48 am

    Very great. I too vote for the Evil Tat Sister to be the next Bachelorette. I can only imagine the type of guy she’d ask them to stock the pool with. Look out, Foot fetish guy, your chance is finally here!

  3. 3
    considerthis
    Posted August 5, 2011 at 7:28 am

    Chystie Crack Whore Corn and I don’t care. Trying to steal little sis’s spotlight once again. The Bitter Old Divorcee Club called and they are waiting for you as Vodoo Dolls are the arts & crafts event at this weeks meeting.

  4. 4
    Dirty Sanchez
    Posted August 5, 2011 at 9:08 am

    Nice spin control; she’s got a career in politics ahead of her. What did Ashley being tired having to do with her making a judgement on JP within 5 minutes, and telling him there was nothing he could do to change her mind? That was all on big sis, not Ashley.

  5. 5
    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted August 5, 2011 at 9:13 am

    As soon as she used that goddam “j” word, I started wondering if the Bachelor/ette franchise had gotten to her, somehow. You know, don’t make JP look bad, and try to throw the word “journey” into your interviews. Actually, use the phrase “amazing journey”, and ABC will pay for your next titty tattoo…

    Oh, and I’m also planning to give Ashley and J.P. the “privacy and respect” that they will almost certainly ask for in their break-up press release. (Nah.)

  6. 6
    LOSTbean LOSTbean
    Posted August 5, 2011 at 11:45 am

    Two words: Fame. Whore.

  7. 7
    dazzyfresh
    Posted August 5, 2011 at 12:42 pm

    She’s kinda pretty…on this pic anyway. No?

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