Hey Gasmii, tonight’s the season premiere of The Bad Girls Club on Oxygen and I think it’s going to be the trashiest season yet. I’ve seen the advance copy and it’s full of bar fights, name calling, and everything horrible that we love to watch. Since the premiere party was in New York I wasn’t able to cover it, but I sent my friend in my place. I think he was a bit surprised to see how amazingly trashy this season is. I’m going to let him take it from here. Please welcome guest blogger Mood Monster!
Here is his post:
As I scour my apartment for subway fare to get to tonight’s screening of Oxygen’s The Bad Girls Club Season 3, I realize there is something else I cannot find in my apartment: two matching socks. Will I be able to unearth $2 in loose change from my couch cushions and ride a downtown A train, or am I destined to arrive at the screening on my bicycle? Once there, will anyone care that I’ll be wearing two mismatched socks or should I simply resume my Zoloft regiment and get over myself?
Check back later to find out.
(read about the party after the jump)Okay so not only did I come up short on train fare last night but also found that someone swiped my 10-speed from outside my apartment door. Call it the price one pays for living in the big city, call it my neighbor Artie reclaiming what was rightfully his. Determined to make it to Oxygen’s screening of The Bad Girls Club, I did what any clinically depressed journalist off his meds would do: I rented an 18-seat Hummer stretch limo.
Fun as these vehicles are they come with one design flaw: they need to be filled with friends in order to be fun. Otherwise, they are loud, obnoxious, devastatingly lonely and with something to prove, the same exact qualities, believe it or not, possessed by the entire cast of this season’s The Bad Girls Club.
With any luck the girls, Aiela, Amber B., Amber M., Kayla, Sarah, Tiffany and Whitney, will all find their dreams by the end of the season and more importantly, I will be able to find a way to submit my limo receipt to The Zaz’s accounting department.
Let me tell you though these girls are bad. Real bad. We’re talking if you spot one of them walking your way do a 180 and bolt, bad. In the season opener the girls use dirty language, pull the others hair out by the roots, dump cocktails on foes and bust windows. They are also known to talk about their sexual escapades and sugar daddies. Bad stuff all around. But don’t take my word for it, check it out for yourself when The Bad Girls Club airs on Oxygen at 10 pm tonight.
The highlight of the evening, I know you’re wondering, was an appearance by Season 2′s star, Tanisha. She’s totally cool and funny. A real person (yes, they do exist). Here is the Barney Rubble’d photo of the two of us (too bad someone’s thumb got in the way).